i'm really bored with this lame website, and i feel like getting motherfucking BANNED!!!! ...
so..
here are some of my Grandpa's favorite "jokes", or "social observations" :
How many jews can you fit in a Volks-Wagon?
Two in the front, two in the back, and 50 in the ash-tray.
Whats the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
How can you spot a mexican airline?
It's the one with hair under the wings.
What are three things you can't give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education.
What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff?
A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
What did the mexican fireman name his kids?
Jose and hose B.
Whats the difference between a white woman and a bitch?
The white woman would screw everybody in the room and the bitch would fuck everyone but you.
What's the difference between a nigger and a letter?
You can send a letter back to where it came from.
A mexican and a nigger both fall off the top of a building at the exact same time. Who hits the ground first?
Who cares?
What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city?
A hockey victory.
Why couldn't Ray Charles drive?
Because he was black.
How do you fit a thousand jews in a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an nigger?
my jeans only have one fly on it.
Why do mexicans have re-fried beans?
Have you ever heard of a mexican doing anything right the first time?
What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.
You're locked in a room with Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, and a paki. You have a pistol with only two bullets in it. What do you do?
Shoot the paki twice to make sure he's dead.
What does a white woman make for dinner?
Reservations.
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus?
A rotten banana.
Why don't mexicans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
Neighbor
Whats white and fourteen inches long?
...Nothing.
Why don't niggers like blowjobs?
Because its a job.
How do you find the population of mexico?
Throw a dollar in the street.
How do you find the richest man in mexico?
Find the guy who got the dollar.
What do you call five white guys pushing a car up a street?
White power.
Whats the difference between a bike and a nigger?
My bike doesn't sing when I put chains on it.
Did you hear about that mexican who got a job?
Me neither.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
Did you hear about the jew who told her husband, "Give me 10 inches and make it hurt."?
He fucked her twice and threw her down the stairs.
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Zero. White girls cant screw!
Why are niggers getting stronger?
TVs are getting bigger.
Why does LA have so many fags and NYC have so many niggers?
LA had first choice.
What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
What's the difference between the holy grail and a nigger's daddy?
You may find the grail.
What has four legs and a black arm?
my pitbull.
Did you hear about the jewish child molestor?
He hid in the bushes and said, "Hey little boy, wanna buy some candy?"
Alright. if I'm still here by tomorrow, then you know that this website is slipping.
Go fuck yourself SuicideGirls.com
waste of fucking money
ARRRRRRGH!!!! ANGERRRRR!!!
so..
here are some of my Grandpa's favorite "jokes", or "social observations" :
How many jews can you fit in a Volks-Wagon?
Two in the front, two in the back, and 50 in the ash-tray.
Whats the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
How can you spot a mexican airline?
It's the one with hair under the wings.
What are three things you can't give a nigger?
A black eye, a fat lip and an education.
What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff?
A waste. You could've fit two more in the trunk.
What did the mexican fireman name his kids?
Jose and hose B.
Whats the difference between a white woman and a bitch?
The white woman would screw everybody in the room and the bitch would fuck everyone but you.
What's the difference between a nigger and a letter?
You can send a letter back to where it came from.
A mexican and a nigger both fall off the top of a building at the exact same time. Who hits the ground first?
Who cares?
What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city?
A hockey victory.
Why couldn't Ray Charles drive?
Because he was black.
How do you fit a thousand jews in a car?
Throw a quarter in it.
What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an nigger?
my jeans only have one fly on it.
Why do mexicans have re-fried beans?
Have you ever heard of a mexican doing anything right the first time?
What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.
You're locked in a room with Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, and a paki. You have a pistol with only two bullets in it. What do you do?
Shoot the paki twice to make sure he's dead.
What does a white woman make for dinner?
Reservations.
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus?
A rotten banana.
Why don't mexicans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
Neighbor
Whats white and fourteen inches long?
...Nothing.
Why don't niggers like blowjobs?
Because its a job.
How do you find the population of mexico?
Throw a dollar in the street.
How do you find the richest man in mexico?
Find the guy who got the dollar.
What do you call five white guys pushing a car up a street?
White power.
Whats the difference between a bike and a nigger?
My bike doesn't sing when I put chains on it.
Did you hear about that mexican who got a job?
Me neither.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
Did you hear about the jew who told her husband, "Give me 10 inches and make it hurt."?
He fucked her twice and threw her down the stairs.
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Zero. White girls cant screw!
Why are niggers getting stronger?
TVs are getting bigger.
Why does LA have so many fags and NYC have so many niggers?
LA had first choice.
What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?
Crackers with cheese.
What's the difference between the holy grail and a nigger's daddy?
You may find the grail.
What has four legs and a black arm?
my pitbull.
Did you hear about the jewish child molestor?
He hid in the bushes and said, "Hey little boy, wanna buy some candy?"
Alright. if I'm still here by tomorrow, then you know that this website is slipping.
Go fuck yourself SuicideGirls.com
waste of fucking money
ARRRRRRGH!!!! ANGERRRRR!!!
gaylordy:
you are still here...3 weeks later...what is wrong with sg? and why do you want to quit being an artist? your stuff is great 