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JOIN THE MS PAINT GROUP, YOU LAZY SLOB!


There needs to be more Comedy groups here!
Because the MS Paint group i joined is a fucking Ghost Town.
this is what i left them, and i have no clue if the pictures are going to get cut off in this box:

MS Paint events from your childhood that are traumatizing, funny, scary, emotionally scarring, or...
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malloreigh:
i don't think i've heard him read poetry before. so therefore obviously not THAT into him. ha. but i loved that poem. thanks.
odeeeil:
hhah... "business"... great! blackeyed
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i feel really good about finally realizing how much i didn't know about painting.
now i can actually develop past my old art career, and get a fresh start.

school starts in Janurary, and i hope to hell i'm the least talented there, because then i'll know i'm probably going to get something out of it.
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i'm fat.
i'm like, 150 now.
which means i gained about 25 pounds since moving back.
i fucking dig Coney dogs so much.
and i think any beer with "ice" in the name is bad for you. and it makes you a fatguy.


words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words...
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i just realized that i can paint 2 fully detailed portraits a day, every day, until i start art school in Janurary, and then i will have at least a 50+ piece portfolio to present.
but i'm a lazy drunk most of the time, so it will probably only be about 25 pieces.
but thats still alot of work for only 2 months.
and then...
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leib_:
looks like Malloreigh.

Great work!
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paint paint paint paint paint paint paint paint paint paint paint paint punt!
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just found out my ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
the dude who knocked her up is some punk bitch in a biker gang, who after only 2 months of being with her has beat the shit out of her twice, and has been cheating on her.
he's 25, and she's 18, neither of them have jobs, and he expects the "government" to take care of his new...
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SLEEPING PILLS UP THE NOSE?!

NO THANK YOU!

OW!!!


oh god stop the burning!

snorting water isn't helping!

fucking Jager!

fucking 6 am shifts at the bookstore!

ow ow ow ow ow OW OW FUCK OW!
NEVER AGAIN!
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so i guess i'm renewed for another month.
bought a bottle of Jager on the way home, and some energy drinks.
i dont go into work until late tomorrow, so i'm gonna try and get as fucked up and tweaked as possible tonight, and try and actually finish up some work in the studio.
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I SPRAINED MY FUCKING HAND AGAIN!!

i waited a week already to get over the sprained bone in my right hand after hitting a dense spot in my heavy bag too hard last week, and now tonight the same thing happened, except on the opposite side underneath the thumb!mad
tomorrow i'm getting gel guards for my hands, because i cant go another week without venting...
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exning:
ouch :X