rexnickles

I LOST MY PET BIRD!!!!!
MY PET COCK-A-TEEL!!!
it flew away....
here's the story as told to my irish friend kyle...

oipogo1977 [1:32 P.M.]: heh
oipogo1977 [1:32 P.M.]: did it die?
RexNickles [1:33 P.M.]: no
RexNickles [1:33 P.M.]: ?
RexNickles [1:33 P.M.]: why would it die?
RexNickles [1:33 P.M.]: heres the story:
RexNickles [1:33 P.M.]: i drunk...
RexNickles [1:34 P.M.]: .i was drunk*
RexNickles [1:34 P.M.]: (still am)
RexNickles [1:35 P.M.]: .and though that since its stupid and house broken and cant fly well, it'll chill on my shoulder if it hangs out with me on THE 20TH FLOOR BALCONY right...
RexNickles [1:35 P.M.]: it wont
RexNickles [1:35 P.M.]: trust me
RexNickles [1:35 P.M.]: it took off
RexNickles [1:36 P.M.]: and i watched my pet bird fly away into the middle of busy-ass daytona
RexNickles [1:36 P.M.]: i freaked out
RexNickles [1:36 P.M.]: so i says fuck it its gone
RexNickles [1:37 P.M.]: called my dad and said the bird flew away, he was pissed
RexNickles [1:37 P.M.]: sat around for a bit
RexNickles [1:37 P.M.]: put my away message on
oipogo1977 [1:37 P.M.]: hahahahahahahahahhaahah
RexNickles [1:37 P.M.]: about 30 min later, i go back on my balcony to see if i can spot a little yellow ball flying around the city
RexNickles [1:38 P.M.]: i didnt
RexNickles [1:38 P.M.]: drank another beer
oipogo1977 [1:38 P.M.]: hahahahahaha
RexNickles [1:38 P.M.]: went back to the balcony...
RexNickles [1:38 P.M.]: ACTUALLY HEARD IT SCREAMING SOMEWHERE IN THE DISTANCE!!!
RexNickles [1:39 P.M.]: i thought oh fuck may as well look for it now...
RexNickles [1:39 P.M.]: went outside
RexNickles [1:39 P.M.]: started whistling bird calls (people looking at me like a lunatic)
RexNickles [1:40 P.M.]: followed its calls cause i could heard it calling back now
RexNickles [1:40 P.M.]: went down the road
RexNickles [1:40 P.M.]: and in the parking lot of city hall, i found it up in a palm tree
RexNickles [1:41 P.M.]: i tried to get it to fly down to my shoulder but it was too scared/dumb
RexNickles [1:41 P.M.]: so i started to climb the tree
RexNickles [1:41 P.M.]: and it flew off AGAIN!
RexNickles [1:41 P.M.]: i was pissed, but i chased it
RexNickles [1:41 P.M.]: and it got tired and landed in a bush
RexNickles [1:42 P.M.]: then i snatched it and carried it home
RexNickles [1:42 P.M.]: the end
oipogo1977 [1:42 P.M.]: heh
oipogo1977 [1:42 P.M.]: man that would be a stupid story if i werent high

its a happy ending, but scared the living enzymes outta me fo shure! the worst part about is that not 2 nights ago, i had a nightmare here the EXACT same thing happened! i was on the balcony and it flew from my shoulder... i dont know if its cause i was drunk and i wanted to see if it could really happen, or if it really was a bad omen. and i dont believe in the supernatural, so maybe i just have a drinking prblem... impossible , im too young.
ANYWAYS!!! since i got fired from the pharmacy i was working at for grand theft (long story), i started my new job at Dennys yesterday!!! and i think i'll quit today
its the worst fucking job i've ever held. it so goddamn filthy, even for me. and i never met so much southern-toothless-sloping-brow-white trash in my life! i live in a trailer back in detroit, but northern white trash has nothing on the filfee souf! fuck florida! and fuckk dennys mostly!
imma get a new job this week.