hello world, wouldn't it be nice if i had something interesting to say? instead, you get mindless babble. it's rough, but maybe i'll say something mildly entertaining.
alright, for starters...you know what's fantastic? when people say "ax wound" instead of "vagina". really violent, but amusing nonetheless. also, i dislike to a large degree when pregnant women ask to sit in a smoking section. i don't know...keep it in your house...don't flaunt that you are ambivalent about your child's health. sometimes little things like that come to mind and i get angry. not that i can do much about it...
i got some wicked pretty orange lilies today. they made me smile.
i'm sad cuz my baby mel had to take out her lip ring cuz it was pusing (pussing?...)...oozing pus. better for her health but i'll miss kissing it
had a scare at school cuz my car seemed to die. just when i was in a mad panic about the money i'd have to spend replacing an alternator, the CAA guy came and cleaned the battery terminals. turns out i'm a dumbass and they were just caked with battery acid. awesome. i can't read fast enough to keep up with school. shiat.
ever notice how boring every day life looks when you write it down? maybe i'd be hit with a wave of inspiration if school wasn't sucking the life out of me.
alright, for starters...you know what's fantastic? when people say "ax wound" instead of "vagina". really violent, but amusing nonetheless. also, i dislike to a large degree when pregnant women ask to sit in a smoking section. i don't know...keep it in your house...don't flaunt that you are ambivalent about your child's health. sometimes little things like that come to mind and i get angry. not that i can do much about it...
i got some wicked pretty orange lilies today. they made me smile.
i'm sad cuz my baby mel had to take out her lip ring cuz it was pusing (pussing?...)...oozing pus. better for her health but i'll miss kissing it
had a scare at school cuz my car seemed to die. just when i was in a mad panic about the money i'd have to spend replacing an alternator, the CAA guy came and cleaned the battery terminals. turns out i'm a dumbass and they were just caked with battery acid. awesome. i can't read fast enough to keep up with school. shiat.
ever notice how boring every day life looks when you write it down? maybe i'd be hit with a wave of inspiration if school wasn't sucking the life out of me.