reverendbenzo

I've decided to conduct an experiment of sorts tonight in real time. I've decided to get drunk (wait-there's more!) and photograph myself while writing a quick blurb at the beginning of each beer. I see the before and after of my drunken behavior but I want to capture it as it goes along. We'll see if this works. Feel free to leave comments along the way. In fact, I encourage it. Keep checking back.

I apologize ahead of time for any drunken dials or drunken texts that I may and/or probably will send. I love to drink and text. Don't take it seriously unless I say something really nice. But if I say something stupid just remember my excuse that I love to fall back on which is, "I was drunk".


Beer number 1. Approximately 11:45 pm:




Yeesh. I'm sober and I already look like the Joker!


Beginning of beer number two. 12:42. I didn't mean to take a damn hour to drink my first beer but I had some technical difficulties.
I'm now watching Frisky Dingo. See you at next beer. I swear it won't take me a hour. An hour sounds better if said out loud but I guess "a" beer is more grammatically correct.




Beer three has a couple of guzzles out of it. My apartment can't make up it's mind if it wants to be hot or cold. It's cold right now but I don't want to....ah the heat just cut on. 1:18 a.m. Here's the pic. I look kinda scary.




Beer 4. I only have a slight buzz. I did pee already which is right on schedule. I usually start urinating after three beers. I got the schedule from work for next week. I have to open with "her" on Monday.I'm thinking about posting that on the What Ruined Your Day thread which is weird because two weeks ago I would have posted that on the What Made Your Day thread. Funny how life works. Here's the pic taken in front of my TV. Killface (still watching Frisky DIngo even though I kind of feel some music coming up soon) didn't show up in the pic. Damn, I need to pee again. I have had a stomach thing going on so I haven't eaten much. I drank a little Pepto too. Yeah. Picture. 2 a.m.:




Beer and pic number 5. This one is truly horrible. I was trying to be "wacky" by putting on a silly hat and taking the pic while standing on my stairs. It's basically just a bad picture. I'm keeping Elipsis posted but she'll have to see that pic on here. I'm not sending THAT one to her. I'm getting tired of Frisky DIngo at this point. It's not as funny as I remember plus I think Netflix sent me a bad copy as my XBOX keeps "trying to read" it. I'm listening to Territory by Speultura. haha I just noticed that misspelled the band name. I will not edit that as it is honest to what I'm trying to do here. What the hell am I doing here?? Here's the pic:





Beer number six is satrting to sit in my gullet. I am definitley started to feel a buzz. I have been listening to Gil Mantera's Party Dream which is one of my favorite bands. I've seen them twice. I notice that there are a couple of more misspellings. Here is the pic. You may notice that my ahir is getting a bit messy and I look a little sleepy. Well, I have been sick (or close to it) and I don't sleep very well. Uh oh, I am starting to defend myself for no reason. Here is the picture.




I breezed through beer number six since it's only been ten minutes. This is me me beer number 7 and my favorite comic book series of all time. I couldn't find the cover I really wanted and didn't feel like looking for it. The book is Hellblazer and the pic is the good Reverend. I'm watching the Death Note anime. It's good but the movie was fucking bad ass. It's 3:24 a.m. by the time I edited this.





3:45 a.m. This picture is very blurry. Maybe low lighting in the bathroom. Maybe I can't hold the camera straight. Even so, the is repsonse to a certain someone that wanted me to post a "sexy" photo. This is as about as naked as I get right now. I unbuttoned my shirt and took a pic through the mirror. Not as easy as it seems. I really don't look that emaciated in these photos as I really am. Awesome! What am I at now? 8, I think.






Beer number 9 is almost gone. It seems I am now drinking faster than I can upload and resixe the pics. I may go to sleep soon. Pic/beer no. 10 may be coming up soon. Here is pic number 9. I hate television commercials. I am not really that stupid. I'm asumimng you aren't either.




The part is my hair keeps changing.That is a coincidence. I look like Wesley from the Princess Bride in that last photo? Wesley is my middle name. Seriously. Good?



Pic/beer number ten. To me, it's looks like I'm getting a blowjob in this pic (yeah, right, I should be so lucky). I'm actually just aking a piss. I'm listening to Doesn't Remind Me by AUdioslave.





Edit,next day:

It's 12:20 pm and I'm hungover. I've taken a BC powder and am drinking a pomegranate tea. I don't plan on reading the above blog. I scanned the pictures and that was enough. A text message woke me up. I don't think I said anything too stupid last night to anyone but maybe I should avoid the silliness board so I won't be proven wrong. Ah hell, who am I kidding?