reverendbenzo

I got stoned tonight with my favorite girl. No, we didn't "do it". I'm working my way up though. I am planning on the weasel technique to get me in.

She had the flu recently. I bought her some soup and medicine. I keep checking on her car because of its nature to overheat. I have been wondering too much if she knows I'm into her. She has to know by now. Now I must concentrate if she's into me. I always have the assumption that a pretty girl (like her) automatically isn't interested.But I have a couple of hints.

I'm an old man. I don't care as much as much about sex as I used to. Making out would be nice. Sleeping in the same bed without touching each other would be good for me. Marrying her and having Puerto Rican/Irish big headed babies would be great too but I am getting ahead of myself.

You see what I mean?







I am NOT in love!