WHY I'M DEPRESSED...
> > Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
> > Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
> > Today the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land to China!
> > Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
> > Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
> > Today the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land to China!
episkey:
Couldn't have said it better myself
atomicbetty:
So use you're hands and have someone smack your ass before it's gone. Who needs Camels, and you can always move to Canada 
(Sorry, lol best I could do!)
(Sorry, lol best I could do!)