As I emerge from beyond my internet rock (which is very nice, I ordered it off Amazon), I set my squinty gaze towards SG and realize that I have been asleep since December 2014. Freshly off this social coma, I hope to see what wonderful things have beset our society - surely hoverboards and self-lacing nikes are among them - as well as the latest content on eBaumsWorld and this fine establishment/website. And for all of this, I will of course need funding...don't worry it's not crowd-sourced, that's some futuristic wizardry. I've got all my pogs saved up and ready to cash in! But in case that doesn't work out...
...Anyone interested in a lightly used cave-covering rock?
If so, hit me up on myspace. The name's Tom.