Yeah, so...I'm a teacher. I'm much more the tweedy academian than my picture would indicate. (A contrived profile pic? No WAY...)
Is there anyone who looks forward to summer more than a teacher? It is no coincidence that the end of a nine-month period is just about the time I begin to contemplete slaughtering all of my eighth graders and making wallets out of their skin. So summer vacation is not to give the students a "break" or a "rest"...it is to SAVE THIER LIVES!
Anyway, I've got my summer plan all worked out:
1) Cash unemployment checks.
2) Sit outside in my lawn chair, and drink about 10,000 orange-peach- mango screwrivers.
3) Cultivate an enormous Civil War-style beard, and
4) Watch all four seasons of "The Sopranos" (which I haven't seen a lick of yet) on DVD.
Summer can't come fast enough...
Is there anyone who looks forward to summer more than a teacher? It is no coincidence that the end of a nine-month period is just about the time I begin to contemplete slaughtering all of my eighth graders and making wallets out of their skin. So summer vacation is not to give the students a "break" or a "rest"...it is to SAVE THIER LIVES!
Anyway, I've got my summer plan all worked out:
1) Cash unemployment checks.
2) Sit outside in my lawn chair, and drink about 10,000 orange-peach- mango screwrivers.
3) Cultivate an enormous Civil War-style beard, and
4) Watch all four seasons of "The Sopranos" (which I haven't seen a lick of yet) on DVD.
Summer can't come fast enough...
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retina54:
Mother Nature is waging a slow but steady campaign to relieve me of my hair naturally. No need to hurry it along.
bbkaro:
You're such a dick.