I've had my fill of Skip Bayless. Someone bash that man over the head with a frying pan already.
madi:
well...I'm back...for now. Aren't you happy?
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cureelise:
don't u ever leave me again
jupitergrl:
i heart your name.
err:
only 6 years and she was 480 pounds?
shit man i been sitting on my ass for a good 20 years and im only up to 200...
shit man i been sitting on my ass for a good 20 years and im only up to 200...
cureelise:
POUNCE
behold my wonderous words, for I am a poet of the highest caliber
I call it "Undriving Fish"
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There are things which look like fish that are not them
Though the appearnce they may have fish they not be
A mere collection of scales and things
For there is no fish so bold as to teach man to drive...or is there?
I call it "Undriving Fish"
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There are things which look like fish that are not them
Though the appearnce they may have fish they not be
A mere collection of scales and things
For there is no fish so bold as to teach man to drive...or is there?
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samanthakayne:
is this like that fish/bicycle thing my mom's always saying?
user209834982:
heh. excellent 
Man...being unemployed is pretty sweet. I get drunk most nights, and just sleep in till whenever. Then I get up, fuck around on the internet, maybe watch a little TV, and visit some friends..
then back to the drinking
then back to the drinking
err:
i am so friggin jealous. i have to do that whole work bullshit
user209834982:
sounds...productive
retardfarm:
yeah...
well....I've been living a lie people...it's true 
I cut my long hair some time ago...and I couldn't stand to let that picture go..
alas, I am trying to grow it back out, and now I rock wicked cool 70's hair......is it that bad?
I cut my long hair some time ago...and I couldn't stand to let that picture go..
alas, I am trying to grow it back out, and now I rock wicked cool 70's hair......is it that bad?
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retardfarm:
mesa sad
mesa sad
err:
happy 4th
Happy birthday to me!
where are my presents?
where are my presents?
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samanthakayne:
i left 'em yesterday! 
cureelise:
how about a late b-day kiss and a lap dance to go a long with it. 
*gives u a lap dance*
*gives u a lap dance*Kittie is a meanie and demanded I update my journal against my own will...
Well...not much news other than the fact that the store I work at will be closing by june 30th. I'm not stressed though, I will jump on the unemployment bandwagon for a few months during my fall semester, and I'll make more than I would working a few days a week...
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Well...not much news other than the fact that the store I work at will be closing by june 30th. I'm not stressed though, I will jump on the unemployment bandwagon for a few months during my fall semester, and I'll make more than I would working a few days a week...
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samanthakayne:
happy birthday to you!
for your gift - i shall not sing. and trust me, that's a gift!
for your gift - i shall not sing. and trust me, that's a gift!
user209834982:
why is there a balloon next to ur name...?
Well....I'm thinking of changing my major. This is the beauty of the education system I suppose. Hook 'em with the desire for a higher income, then make sure they are as confused as possible about they want to do by offering 101 unnecessary pre req courses...
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cureelise:
As i reached down to pick some clover
I bumped an elf an knocked him over
I said I knew he had a fright, and
asked him if he felt alright?
From where he lay upon the ground,
his voice boom out with joyous sound.
"Don't worry miss it did not hurt,
I'm happy looking up your skirt"
I bumped an elf an knocked him over
I said I knew he had a fright, and
asked him if he felt alright?
From where he lay upon the ground,
his voice boom out with joyous sound.
"Don't worry miss it did not hurt,
I'm happy looking up your skirt"
user209834982:
geez, update slacker!
What sort of brain disorder do I have that I can manage an A+ in physiology, but get a C in an intro chem class? Stupid brain...I'm going to stab you with a Q tip.
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sgdevotee:
Did you see king of the hill tonight? The whole episode was a "what is art" commentary. Pretty damned funny - not to mention that the sculpture was called "ProBot"
retardfarm:
Well....I'm thinking of changing my major. This is the beauty of the education system I suppose. Hook 'em with the desire for a higher income, then make sure they are as confused as possible about they want to do by offering 101 unnecessary pre req courses...