retardedgenius

It's been years since I've taken LSD. I almost forgot how much fun it can be.

Sleeping with someone on LSD is an interesting experience as well. I suppose in many ways it's nothing special, except for some of the surreal conversation:

"Hey! You're on my side of the bed!"

"What?! I am not!"

"You ARE!! This is where my side begins, right here!"

"That's neutral territory. I'm neutral. I'm like Switzerland."

"You're like MAYONNAISE!"

"...?"

Ah, fun. Can't wait to do it again. I'm also excited that I get to go to Tahoe tomorrow for New Year's, and the snowdrifts are already three feet deep up there. I reserved a Dodge Neon from Dollar Rent-A-Car, and I can't wait to plow that sucker into every snowbank I can find, while suburban families in Lexus SUVs slide helplessly across the road. $5.99-a-day insurance is a wonderful thing. Hopefully they won't give me a white one, in case I get stuck.

I wish my friends weren't all broke ass bitches, so some of them could afford to come along. At least I'll have one really cute travelling companion. Anyone else wanna go?