So I'm opening my mail as I write this, and there's a little note attached to my auto insurance bill that reads:
YOUR POLICY IS AMENDED AS FOLLOWS:
Part IV: Damage To A Vehicle
Coverage under Part IV: Damage To A Vehicle does not apply for loss to a covered vehicle caused directly or indirectly by:
a. war (declared or undeclared), including civil war;
b. warlike action by any military force of any government, sovereign or other authority using military personnel or agents. This includes any action taken to hinder or defend against an actual or expected attack;
c. insurrection, rebellion, revolution, usurped power, or any action taken by a governmental authority to hinder or defend against any of these acts;
d. any accidental or intentional discharge, dispersal, or release of radioactive, nuclear, pathogenic or poisonous biological material.
ALL OTHER TERMS, LIMITS, AND PROVISIONS OF THIS POLICY REMAIN UNCHANGED.
What this means, of course, is that, among other things, if Uncle Sam decides on a whim to, say, run over my car with an armored military vehicle, or drop napalm on my entire neighborhood for ANY reason whatsoever, then my insurance company won't be liable for any damages.
Should I have reason to be worried about this? Hello? Is my insurance company privvy to some info that the rest of us should probably know about?
In other news, i guess i had better get back to cleaning up my room and doing my laundry, two things I have been putting off for weeks now. I blame SuicideGirls for that.
I guess my sexy new bedsheets work too well.
YOUR POLICY IS AMENDED AS FOLLOWS:
Part IV: Damage To A Vehicle
Coverage under Part IV: Damage To A Vehicle does not apply for loss to a covered vehicle caused directly or indirectly by:
a. war (declared or undeclared), including civil war;
b. warlike action by any military force of any government, sovereign or other authority using military personnel or agents. This includes any action taken to hinder or defend against an actual or expected attack;
c. insurrection, rebellion, revolution, usurped power, or any action taken by a governmental authority to hinder or defend against any of these acts;
d. any accidental or intentional discharge, dispersal, or release of radioactive, nuclear, pathogenic or poisonous biological material.
ALL OTHER TERMS, LIMITS, AND PROVISIONS OF THIS POLICY REMAIN UNCHANGED.
What this means, of course, is that, among other things, if Uncle Sam decides on a whim to, say, run over my car with an armored military vehicle, or drop napalm on my entire neighborhood for ANY reason whatsoever, then my insurance company won't be liable for any damages.
Should I have reason to be worried about this? Hello? Is my insurance company privvy to some info that the rest of us should probably know about?
In other news, i guess i had better get back to cleaning up my room and doing my laundry, two things I have been putting off for weeks now. I blame SuicideGirls for that.
I guess my sexy new bedsheets work too well.
As far as blaming SuicideGirls for your unproductivity.... hmmmm. Let's see. I count 1- Friend in town 1- Night with smoking friends 2- Naps and I could go on....
Nice sheets.
Well at least you still can take heart in the fact that:
"ALL OTHER TERMS, LIMITS, AND PROVISIONS OF THIS POLICY REMAIN UNCHANGED."
To which they should probably add: "AT ANY TIME THE POLICY CAN BE AMENDED HOWEVER WE SEE FIT."