Today is my birthday, and Chloe says I should "update my shit." Little does she know I hacksawed her mom's ass last night.
I must admit, I have been neglecting my SuicideGirls lately to spend time with my new love: MySpace.com. Have you heard of it? Oh, my god, it is SO fucking cool.
Hopefully the Easter Beast will bring me a digital camera for...
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I must admit, I have been neglecting my SuicideGirls lately to spend time with my new love: MySpace.com. Have you heard of it? Oh, my god, it is SO fucking cool.
Hopefully the Easter Beast will bring me a digital camera for...
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chloe:
ORANGE VESTS ARE FOR PUSSIES!
violentlyhappy:
happy week+1 day late birthday. i'm on myspace, me and chloe are buds... look me up! a_b
Today was a fun-filled day of mailing off a total of $1,350.00 of my hard-earned granola to various credit card companies, public utilities, and government agencies. It's a good thing Uncle Sam doesn't know what my actual income is, or i would be raped even worse. Especially with all that money I'm making on that illegal Mexican transvestite midget kiddy porn smuggling ring. It's hard...
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chloe:
YAY! I can't believe you wrote!
I bought the same pack of stamps yesterday. It's a conspiracy! And it would be even better if I could spell!
You do not abide by laws. Especially traffic laws. If I were you, I would have nightmares that they were going to come get me in my sleep for all the bad things I've gotten away with. Maybe that's why you grind your teeth?
I just saw the damn Toxic video again. My Video will never be on. So I guess you will never learn what it is.
Snowboarding? Soon?
I bought the same pack of stamps yesterday. It's a conspiracy! And it would be even better if I could spell!
You do not abide by laws. Especially traffic laws. If I were you, I would have nightmares that they were going to come get me in my sleep for all the bad things I've gotten away with. Maybe that's why you grind your teeth?
I just saw the damn Toxic video again. My Video will never be on. So I guess you will never learn what it is.
Snowboarding? Soon?
violentlyhappy:
hey, that beagle looks familiar!
i had no f'n idea... how've ya been?
i had no f'n idea... how've ya been?
It's been years since I've taken LSD. I almost forgot how much fun it can be.
Sleeping with someone on LSD is an interesting experience as well. I suppose in many ways it's nothing special, except for some of the surreal conversation:
"Hey! You're on my side of the bed!"
"What?! I am not!"
"You ARE!! This is where my side begins, right here!"
"That's...
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Sleeping with someone on LSD is an interesting experience as well. I suppose in many ways it's nothing special, except for some of the surreal conversation:
"Hey! You're on my side of the bed!"
"What?! I am not!"
"You ARE!! This is where my side begins, right here!"
"That's...
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mrsmead:
whoof...........
i dont think i can ever take acid again
although it's the only way i've found to improve escher
i dont think i can ever take acid again
although it's the only way i've found to improve escher
chloe:
Hmmm. I think some people take fake LSD and then pretend to feel something. Not naming names here. Some people also try to cut off air supplies and sneak around in sweatshirts in the middle of the night!!!
No boarding in boy shorts. Brrrrr!
No boarding in boy shorts. Brrrrr!
On Tuesday afternoon I came down with some sort of nasty flu bug. I'm still not quite sure what it was. All evening long I suffered through increasingly intense bouts of nausea, delirium, chills, fever, and intense body aches, as if someone had gone and whacked every single muscle in my body individually ten times with a meat tenderizer.
Later that night my friend Aaron...
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Later that night my friend Aaron...
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chloe:
That's gross.... But it did make me laugh. Not AT you, of course. You're just so damn amusing!
See you later today in the pits of hell. You know where I mean.
See you later today in the pits of hell. You know where I mean.
trixie:
hahahahahaha!!! Write a book for god's sake you talented motherfucker! Quit wasting away on the microphone!
Holy shit, I did it. I put a picture up. I am a brainosaurus.
I'm on a roll. Next thing I know, I'll be figuring out how to tie my shoes.
(that's not actually me, by the way. that's Harrison. I'm actually furrier than that.)
I'm on a roll. Next thing I know, I'll be figuring out how to tie my shoes.
(that's not actually me, by the way. that's Harrison. I'm actually furrier than that.)
trixie:
ha ha, brainosaurus....you retard.
chloe:
You make me giggle. PUP PUP PUP PUP PUP PUP PUP PUP PUP PUP PUP PUP PUP PUP PUP PUP PUP PUP PUP PUP PUP PUP!
Crikey, now I have to find a picture of myself that's exactly 235x175 pixels. SG is definitely testing the outer limits of my technical know-how.
When I used to have a normal PC, i could do such a thing with the greatest of ease. Since switching to a Mac laptop last year, however, I get to feel like a goddamn moron all over again, as...
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When I used to have a normal PC, i could do such a thing with the greatest of ease. Since switching to a Mac laptop last year, however, I get to feel like a goddamn moron all over again, as...
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shojo:
Ah yes, white powdery benefits! I love cocaine too.
Wait... wait, were we talking about something else?
Wait... wait, were we talking about something else?
So I'm opening my mail as I write this, and there's a little note attached to my auto insurance bill that reads:
YOUR POLICY IS AMENDED AS FOLLOWS:
Part IV: Damage To A Vehicle
Coverage under Part IV: Damage To A Vehicle does not apply for loss to a covered vehicle caused directly or indirectly by:
a. war (declared or undeclared), including civil war;
b....
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YOUR POLICY IS AMENDED AS FOLLOWS:
Part IV: Damage To A Vehicle
Coverage under Part IV: Damage To A Vehicle does not apply for loss to a covered vehicle caused directly or indirectly by:
a. war (declared or undeclared), including civil war;
b....
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chloe:
Well, your neighborhood IS scary. Grenedes, hit-and-runs, speeding police cars. I would be worried if I were you. But I guess that's what you get for living in San Francisco! Don't say I didn't warn you!
As far as blaming SuicideGirls for your unproductivity.... hmmmm. Let's see. I count 1- Friend in town 1- Night with smoking friends 2- Naps and I could go on....
Nice sheets.
As far as blaming SuicideGirls for your unproductivity.... hmmmm. Let's see. I count 1- Friend in town 1- Night with smoking friends 2- Naps and I could go on....
Nice sheets.
varzadium:
heh.
Well at least you still can take heart in the fact that:
"ALL OTHER TERMS, LIMITS, AND PROVISIONS OF THIS POLICY REMAIN UNCHANGED."
To which they should probably add: "AT ANY TIME THE POLICY CAN BE AMENDED HOWEVER WE SEE FIT."
Well at least you still can take heart in the fact that:
"ALL OTHER TERMS, LIMITS, AND PROVISIONS OF THIS POLICY REMAIN UNCHANGED."
To which they should probably add: "AT ANY TIME THE POLICY CAN BE AMENDED HOWEVER WE SEE FIT."