i have a rant... a work rant. so no one will understand but im just getting it out there.
husky owners (or even samoyeds or malamutes or any double coated breed)... *shakes fist*
firstly, this is husky owners i come in contact with... im sure there are good ones who i dont get to see cos they actually brush their dogs themselves, but im talking about the ones who come into get their dogs groomed by me.
im singling husky ones cos they are the most common, plus i think samoyed's are funny so i dont mind them as much.
firstly, stupid heads, i cant blow dry your dog with out grooming it out properly... because your dog will still be wet after.
secondly... when i tell you how much it is, im already doing it cheaper than it should be considering the amount of work i put into it, so dont insult me by saying, "oh that much?" or "can't you do a cheaper version" fuck you. if you brushed your dog properly, sure it would be cheaper for you, but its not my fault you dont. so you have to pay, or dont bother seeing me.
thirdly, while you are complaining about how much it is, spare a thought for me... i have to spend another half an hour after your dog leaves cleaning up all the hair all over the place... i have to try and remove all the hair from my own hair and work clothes to look respectable enough to serve other customers, without getting annoying comments like "oh, your hairy" or "eww, whats that on your shirt". plus, i spend the next couple of days coughing up hairballs and pulling hair out of my eyes... so yeah don't complain to me motherfuckers.
grrr
husky owners (or even samoyeds or malamutes or any double coated breed)... *shakes fist*
firstly, this is husky owners i come in contact with... im sure there are good ones who i dont get to see cos they actually brush their dogs themselves, but im talking about the ones who come into get their dogs groomed by me.
im singling husky ones cos they are the most common, plus i think samoyed's are funny so i dont mind them as much.
firstly, stupid heads, i cant blow dry your dog with out grooming it out properly... because your dog will still be wet after.
secondly... when i tell you how much it is, im already doing it cheaper than it should be considering the amount of work i put into it, so dont insult me by saying, "oh that much?" or "can't you do a cheaper version" fuck you. if you brushed your dog properly, sure it would be cheaper for you, but its not my fault you dont. so you have to pay, or dont bother seeing me.
thirdly, while you are complaining about how much it is, spare a thought for me... i have to spend another half an hour after your dog leaves cleaning up all the hair all over the place... i have to try and remove all the hair from my own hair and work clothes to look respectable enough to serve other customers, without getting annoying comments like "oh, your hairy" or "eww, whats that on your shirt". plus, i spend the next couple of days coughing up hairballs and pulling hair out of my eyes... so yeah don't complain to me motherfuckers.
grrr
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I groom him regularly, and his coat isn't that thick, but it still takes me half an hour with a blow dryer to just get him mostly dry. The airborne hairs are crazy!
I guess we should never come see you, right