God said, "somethong"--that's right--THONG!
So I put one on.
Now I'm saying, "Why?"
There's no mention of thong wearing in the bible!
Anyways, that did not work out so hot. It takes an awful long time to get used to it wedging up. Next time I might try letting myself dress me.
Just something to lead into the next...
Yeah, yeah! Just stupidiko unfunny. Most everyone knows one should not/cannot return undergarments once worn. Yet at my job people try. Disgusting to handle worn underwear. I just don't get it! Why do customers embarass themselves by returning after wearing? Yeah, it might not fit--get a grip, one should know your general sizing by now, don't buy outside your size (trying to fit a tiny bikini style when one fits a large does not compute, get the large bikini, not tiny). And don't leave yer skid marks, yech! At least wash the thing!
Oh, I got the selling specialist position at my job. I've determined I'm really not into the particular brand and the money may even drop because the dept is already saturated with associates. My current dept has better associate to customer ratio right now and is beginning to return commissions. I may have jumped the gun on this one. It will take some while to build clientele base and public awareness of the brand. (Did I mention I like the suits not the brand?) What am I doing? Dillying around again!
So I'm giving this site another chance to handle writing into it. It better not drop again. I changed my pass just to see if may help. Nekkid girls or not, redirecting me and auto-deleting my writ is bothersome.
So I put one on.
Now I'm saying, "Why?"
There's no mention of thong wearing in the bible!
Anyways, that did not work out so hot. It takes an awful long time to get used to it wedging up. Next time I might try letting myself dress me.
Just something to lead into the next...
Yeah, yeah! Just stupidiko unfunny. Most everyone knows one should not/cannot return undergarments once worn. Yet at my job people try. Disgusting to handle worn underwear. I just don't get it! Why do customers embarass themselves by returning after wearing? Yeah, it might not fit--get a grip, one should know your general sizing by now, don't buy outside your size (trying to fit a tiny bikini style when one fits a large does not compute, get the large bikini, not tiny). And don't leave yer skid marks, yech! At least wash the thing!
Oh, I got the selling specialist position at my job. I've determined I'm really not into the particular brand and the money may even drop because the dept is already saturated with associates. My current dept has better associate to customer ratio right now and is beginning to return commissions. I may have jumped the gun on this one. It will take some while to build clientele base and public awareness of the brand. (Did I mention I like the suits not the brand?) What am I doing? Dillying around again!
So I'm giving this site another chance to handle writing into it. It better not drop again. I changed my pass just to see if may help. Nekkid girls or not, redirecting me and auto-deleting my writ is bothersome.