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You know I was just thinking, I haven't been mooned in a dog's age. Don't kids do that sort of thing anymore?

Of course I can't remember the last time I mooned anyone either, so I suppose I'm contributing to the decline of the art form.
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maxx:
last time i saw someone mooning was on my drive to death valley around 6 years ago.

by the freeway was a chainlink fence separating the speeding cars from some one-stoplight town. And by that chainlink fence, was a couple of hooligans mooning the passing cars.

I thought "wow. i guess that's all there is to do in a city like this"

20 seconds later i saw a dead baby in the middle of the freeway.

THAT'S the kind of town that keeps the art alive.
rubbersoul:
If that is a Ben Sherman shirt you are wearing in your picture, I have that exact same shirt.
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It just started pouring. Inconveniently, I also just discovered I am out of cigarettes.
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stiles:
Again?
morningstar:
I'm sure the rain is toxic enough to light up and smoke. surreal
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There is nothing quite so hilarious and depressing as the personals section of the NY Review of Books.
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obd:
HA!

They were planners. I would hope that preservationists would have some notion of what was present on a given site. Then again, the ModCom of the LA Conservancy is the first group of preservationists I've ever run across that is interested in modern architecture ...
obd:
is the ribbon cutting in New Orleans or here?
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Impulse tattoos are the best tattoos.

Incidentally, if you're planning on getting the V for Vendetta logo tattooed on your nutsack, it's going to be expensive, and you should bring your own spoon.*

*no, it was not my scrotum, but I did pay for it; point of pride.
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max16characters:
Um, so what's the spoon for?
jj_r0x0rz:
wow
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Thanks for the input. I ended up getting the Chrome bag because it was comfortable and readily available locally which meant I could try it on for size. It is principally for the scooter which means if it rides too low it bounces off the seat unlike a bike or a motorcycle, so fit is important. I also figured that while telling you how many...
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unravled:
I think that one is a tail.

Here's another, though:


stiles:
The Audi's A/C took a dump, eh?
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So, do I get the very good messenger bag with the exceedingly gay seat belt buckle strap, or the not as good bag that advertises its volume in how much beer it will hold?
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kristie:
Beer bag.
edith:
these are the best bags:tumi
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I discovered Tom Waits (not that he was exactly missing) seventeen odd years ago while touring as a circus roustabout, which is, I suppose, about as apt as you can get. If my driving partner were forced to choose between rescuing her boyfriend or her copy of Swordfishtrombones from a burning building I suspect her SO would have been on his own, and we listened...
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max16characters:
So are Tom Waits fans like Dave Matthews fans then? Like those idiots that follow "Dave" around for 10 concerts during the summer and mistake "Dave" tuning his guitar for a particularly moving 15 minute version of "Don't Drink the Water"?
obd:
I so want to see Tom live. I'll be quiet when I'm supposed to, I promise.

I once had a knock down, drag out bar argument with a friend of mine about the greatest album ever recorded (any artist, any genre). He suggested Swordfishtrombones, I argued for Frank's Wild Years. We amused our friends with that for more than an hour ...
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Note to self:

Before closing flip face helmet, remove key from mouth.

Ouch.
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max16characters:
Haha. That made me laugh.
margot_dent:
buahaha

and thank you for the birthday greeting skippy
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Days like today make me wish pillaging was still a viable career option.
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surlyclown:
I love a good pillage. ARRR!!!
jj_r0x0rz:
mmm pillaging