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Where the fuck do these mosquitos keep coming from?
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max16characters:
Um...pools of delicious stagnant water?
burningkrome:
We're mailing them down from Cali.

No, no. Our pleasure...
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When the wind blows the right way, you can smell the fear.

When it blows the other way, you can smell fried chicken.
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jeremy:
at my last office, it was either dog food, bacon, or cookie crisp
superscott:
popeyes of kfc?
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They call me the wild rose, but my name was Eliza Jane
digdug:
When first I came to town
They called me the roving jewel
Now they've changed their tune
They call me Katie Cruel
mrs_misha:
I love that song..

we are coming to town for Halloween, love to seee you and the missus
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An absolutely spectacular day. A perfect day, in fact, to go for a ride on the scooter. Except of course that my daughter has decided that her new favorite toy is the garage door opener and has spirited it away to an undisclosed location to hang out with Dick Cheney. Could be worse though, I could have been the guy who decided it was a...
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margot_dent:
i was only behind him for a bit, and he was doing some mumbling, so i can't tell.

i was actually going to text you as it was going on, but i was too busy listening and trying not to laugh.
morningstar:
We'll be down from the 27th to the 1st. We got a really good rate on a room at the Astor Crowne Plaza on Canal. What's your schedule look like?
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Hey, they added a new profile category.

Yeah, thats all I got. All work and no play makes for shitty journals.
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max16characters:
Hmmm...i didn't notice the category. How's New Orleans doing these days?
pointblank:
Thanks for not suffering fools gladly in the CBGBs thread...

You going to any of the shows this week?

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So, a Jedi Knight walks into a bar...

No, seriously.
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mistersatan:
Hey, I suffer, you suffer.
mistersatan:
Just admit it- my journal is there to solely piss you off.
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Many years on, a Jane Weidlin, Susannah Hoffs sandwich still sounds like a terribly good idea.

Don't sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me.
jj_r0x0rz:
haha ya know I just maky my own pleated skirts now and make them at least 4 inches shorter so i will never have to roll the waistband ever again.
jujubee:
....not until you see me marching home.



When you are going to give us pictures of grown Lucy? My nephew just had his first birthday yesterday. This was the first time I have ever watched (live) a baby tear apart a birthday cake, it was great! He started finger painting his high chair with the frosting. biggrin
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So, while mooning is a dying art, it is heartwarming to note that Catholic school girls apparently still do roll down their waistbands to make their skirts shorter.
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jj_r0x0rz:
catholic school girls will always roll down the wasitband!
I did for at least 8 years of schooling
admitourmistakes:
I believe it is a genetic predisposition.