I have discovered the last hipster free place in the first world: The Staten Island Mall.
Overheard in the parking lot:
Her: Do you even care?
Him: Wha?
Her: Do you even care? Do you even have a heart?
[Pause]
Him: You look like a bag lady. You look like a freakin' bag lady right now.
[Pause]
Where'd I park the goddamn car?
Overheard in the parking lot:
Her: Do you even care?
Him: Wha?
Her: Do you even care? Do you even have a heart?
[Pause]
Him: You look like a bag lady. You look like a freakin' bag lady right now.
[Pause]
Where'd I park the goddamn car?
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mistersatan:
If there are no hipsters, it's got about 250% more going for it than the rest of the major metropolitan areas in the U.S.
obd:
so where was the car parked?