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i never could juggle. not even silk scarves. i can ride the unicycle like your mom though. maybe being really short gives me a good sense of balance, i've also always been really good at balancing things like pool cues on my pinky fingers.

there's a juggling club here at cornell which is funny to watch, but not as funny as the medievil somethingorother club, where they put on cardboard armor, helmets, and shields, and slap the shit out of each other with cardboard swords on the front lawn of one of the dorms. hehehe.