Monday and Tuesday were good days for the Ab0rtionFace 
Monday I had off but I woke up 7ish, or got out of bed about 7ish to
go to get my car out of impound. Wanted to be there before they
opened cuz of the holiday weekend and knew there was gonna be
34873473947 impounded cars. OMG my baby was IN TACT! My new
$400 Toyota wheels were still in the trunk. All the trash was still there.
Whoa!
So that only cost me $125 to get out of impound! Damn.
Then I go to work to drop my car off to get the new wheels
put on and bought 4 new sweet fuckin tires. There's another
$500 and a 5-6 hour wait. The coupons came out that day and
most people had off so they all went to Costco! Yes, ALL of
them. That's a fact. It's all good I had my cigs and was dressed
in civilian clothing so everyone told me I looked so pretty
Uh so I chill and help out my co-workers cuz they are sweet and
have helped me out and I needed all the good Karma I can get.
Finally I shop for what we needed that was in the coupon book
and check out and go outside to smoke and drink my Vitamin
Water and sit down and enjoy the insanely fucking crazy busy
day.
My moms kept callin' me so she comes to pick me up and I go home
and have like an hour nap and chill in bed for about 4 hours. I call in
5 hours later to see if they was done with my ride and they said they
just got it up and it would be ready in like 15 minutes so I wait a while
then ask my moms if she can take me up there. When we get there my
car had just been jacked up and stuff. Ed didn't put down that my rear
wheels were bent and the new ones in my trunk needed to be put on
so that cost Chris a lot of time but I was in no rush so we go eat hot
dogs and stuff. I go talk to my co-workers and flirt with the 3489355
sexy boys that work there. I like goin in on my days off cuz I'm wearing
normal people clothes and have my piercings in and tats showing and
my hair all cute like. Anyways.
So yeah my baby has new sweet fuckin sick ass tires and is very
happy! I'm gonna go wash her tomorrow probably and perhaps get
her detailed depending on how much money that I don't have that
costs.
My favorite song and video is The Way I Are by Timbaland f/some
beautiful woman with an amazing voice. It's embedded in my myspace
but here are some of the lyrics. I wish someone loved me for the way I are
"The Way I Are"
(feat. Keri Hilson, D.O.E.)
[Verse 1: Timbaland]
I ain't got no money
I ain't got no car to take you on a date
I can't even buy you flowers
But together we'll be the perfect soul mates
Talk to me girl
[Bridge (Keri Hilson):]
Oh, baby, it's alright now, you ain't gotta flaunt for me
If we go dutch, you can still touch my love, it's free
We can work without the perks just you and me
Thug it out 'til we get it right
[Chorus: Keri Hilson & (Timbaland)]
Baby if you strip, you can get a tip
'Cause I like you just the way you are
(I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped
Can you handle me the way I are?)
I don't need the G's or the car keys
Boy I like you just the way you are
Let me see you strip, you can get a tip
'Cause I like, I like, I like
[Verse 2: Timbaland]
I ain't got no Visa
I ain't got no Red American Express
We can't go nowhere exotic
It don't matter 'cause I'm the one that loves you best
Talk to me girl
[Bridge (Keri Hilson)]
[Chorus: Keri Hilson & (Timbaland)]
Baby if you strip, you can get a tip
'Cause I like you just the way you are
(I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped
Can you handle me the way I are?)
I don't need the G's or the car keys
Boy I like you just the way you are
Let me see you strip, you can get a tip
'Cause I like you just the way you are
[Verse 3: D.O.E.]
Baby girl, I don't got a huge ol' house I rent a room in a house
Listen baby girl, I ain't got a motorboat but I can float your boat
So listen baby girl, once you get a dose of D.O.E. you're gonna want some more
So listen baby girl, when I make it I want you back, want you back, yeah
Monday I had off but I woke up 7ish, or got out of bed about 7ish to
go to get my car out of impound. Wanted to be there before they
opened cuz of the holiday weekend and knew there was gonna be
34873473947 impounded cars. OMG my baby was IN TACT! My new
$400 Toyota wheels were still in the trunk. All the trash was still there.
Whoa!
So that only cost me $125 to get out of impound! Damn.
Then I go to work to drop my car off to get the new wheels
put on and bought 4 new sweet fuckin tires. There's another
$500 and a 5-6 hour wait. The coupons came out that day and
most people had off so they all went to Costco! Yes, ALL of
them. That's a fact. It's all good I had my cigs and was dressed
in civilian clothing so everyone told me I looked so pretty
Uh so I chill and help out my co-workers cuz they are sweet and
have helped me out and I needed all the good Karma I can get.
Finally I shop for what we needed that was in the coupon book
and check out and go outside to smoke and drink my Vitamin
Water and sit down and enjoy the insanely fucking crazy busy
day.
My moms kept callin' me so she comes to pick me up and I go home
and have like an hour nap and chill in bed for about 4 hours. I call in
5 hours later to see if they was done with my ride and they said they
just got it up and it would be ready in like 15 minutes so I wait a while
then ask my moms if she can take me up there. When we get there my
car had just been jacked up and stuff. Ed didn't put down that my rear
wheels were bent and the new ones in my trunk needed to be put on
so that cost Chris a lot of time but I was in no rush so we go eat hot
dogs and stuff. I go talk to my co-workers and flirt with the 3489355
sexy boys that work there. I like goin in on my days off cuz I'm wearing
normal people clothes and have my piercings in and tats showing and
my hair all cute like. Anyways.
So yeah my baby has new sweet fuckin sick ass tires and is very
happy! I'm gonna go wash her tomorrow probably and perhaps get
her detailed depending on how much money that I don't have that
costs.
My favorite song and video is The Way I Are by Timbaland f/some
beautiful woman with an amazing voice. It's embedded in my myspace
but here are some of the lyrics. I wish someone loved me for the way I are
"The Way I Are"
(feat. Keri Hilson, D.O.E.)
[Verse 1: Timbaland]
I ain't got no money
I ain't got no car to take you on a date
I can't even buy you flowers
But together we'll be the perfect soul mates
Talk to me girl
[Bridge (Keri Hilson):]
Oh, baby, it's alright now, you ain't gotta flaunt for me
If we go dutch, you can still touch my love, it's free
We can work without the perks just you and me
Thug it out 'til we get it right
[Chorus: Keri Hilson & (Timbaland)]
Baby if you strip, you can get a tip
'Cause I like you just the way you are
(I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped
Can you handle me the way I are?)
I don't need the G's or the car keys
Boy I like you just the way you are
Let me see you strip, you can get a tip
'Cause I like, I like, I like
[Verse 2: Timbaland]
I ain't got no Visa
I ain't got no Red American Express
We can't go nowhere exotic
It don't matter 'cause I'm the one that loves you best
Talk to me girl
[Bridge (Keri Hilson)]
[Chorus: Keri Hilson & (Timbaland)]
Baby if you strip, you can get a tip
'Cause I like you just the way you are
(I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped
Can you handle me the way I are?)
I don't need the G's or the car keys
Boy I like you just the way you are
Let me see you strip, you can get a tip
'Cause I like you just the way you are
[Verse 3: D.O.E.]
Baby girl, I don't got a huge ol' house I rent a room in a house
Listen baby girl, I ain't got a motorboat but I can float your boat
So listen baby girl, once you get a dose of D.O.E. you're gonna want some more
So listen baby girl, when I make it I want you back, want you back, yeah