thanks for the b-day wishes
i called in sick to work at went to karaoke with some friends
God bought me a lapdance...K took me to Union Jack's to buy me a lapdance, but when we walked there we found a $20 bill on the ground...so thanks to the big guy.
My b-day horoscope was amusing: The current reservoir of friendliness and willingness to tolerate different points of view that you possess can make a lasting change in your future.
ummmmm....yeah, that reservoir was depleted a looooong time ago.
My birthday wish didn't come true.....i wished that i could magically wake up and be 13 years old so i could start shit over and i could go to the homecoming dance with the will you go to prom with me girl and maybe apply myself a bit more in school....or start drinking at a much younger age.
i called in sick to work at went to karaoke with some friends
God bought me a lapdance...K took me to Union Jack's to buy me a lapdance, but when we walked there we found a $20 bill on the ground...so thanks to the big guy.
My b-day horoscope was amusing: The current reservoir of friendliness and willingness to tolerate different points of view that you possess can make a lasting change in your future.
ummmmm....yeah, that reservoir was depleted a looooong time ago.
My birthday wish didn't come true.....i wished that i could magically wake up and be 13 years old so i could start shit over and i could go to the homecoming dance with the will you go to prom with me girl and maybe apply myself a bit more in school....or start drinking at a much younger age.
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burnsides:
I don't remember how I stumbled into your journal, but I have to say you have the coolest pet squirrel ever. High five to Earl.
lenore:
I want to meet him!! where do you guys live?