....so me and K were in this store on Hawthorne that sells old magazines and picked up a couple old Playboys (with Dita Von Teese and Tiffany). it hit me how ridiculous of a magazine it is.
#1. "I read it for the articles" They seek out the top fiction writers and pony up the dough for the great interviews...and then apparently let horny nascar fans do all the "jokes" and draw the comics (my favorite being a fireman banging a girl in the fire while the girl is explaining it's the least she can do to repay him for putting his life on the line...which is not only stupid....but not fucking funny!)
#2. Aside from the featured celeb of the month, every girl looks the same.
#3. I hate Hugh Hefner. He's like Oprah and Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton and etc...that are too rich for anyone to tell them how utterly fucking ridiculous they are.
#4. They put the playmate's childhood photos in the magazine!!! Boy if you think she looks hot now, you should have seen her when she was nine....it just seems icky putting children's pictures in a glorified spank magazine.
I'm glad i can get the ones i want without giving Hef money....just a little mid morning rant.
#1. "I read it for the articles" They seek out the top fiction writers and pony up the dough for the great interviews...and then apparently let horny nascar fans do all the "jokes" and draw the comics (my favorite being a fireman banging a girl in the fire while the girl is explaining it's the least she can do to repay him for putting his life on the line...which is not only stupid....but not fucking funny!)
#2. Aside from the featured celeb of the month, every girl looks the same.
#3. I hate Hugh Hefner. He's like Oprah and Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton and etc...that are too rich for anyone to tell them how utterly fucking ridiculous they are.
#4. They put the playmate's childhood photos in the magazine!!! Boy if you think she looks hot now, you should have seen her when she was nine....it just seems icky putting children's pictures in a glorified spank magazine.
I'm glad i can get the ones i want without giving Hef money....just a little mid morning rant.
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surlyclown:
You know...you're totally right. I subscribed in my teens and got another subscription a year or two ago. But I realized I don't like my women vapid and airbrushed. They do have some good interviews occasionally and the fiction can be awesome (it was the first place Chuck Palahniuk's 'Guts' appeared in print.) But I canceled my subscription and dammit if there isn't much else out there for the discerning man of letters and perversion. *sigh*
dr_ew:
The only mag I ever buy is Perfect Ten. I have the internet for porn.