On open letter to any male i have, do, and will work with:
I don't care for sports. I don't know in which seasons sports are played. I have only basic common knowledge about where teams are from, which teams are in which sports, and which individuals play for which teams. I know Tiger Woods plays golf and has sex with an ex-model. I'm sorry that my lack of knowledge in this realm means we have absolutely nothing else we could possibly talk about. I'm not gay (but congrats on saying the phrase "he has great ball-handling skills," with a straight* face).
I apologizing for not caring about cars. I apologize for not thinking all strippers are drug addled-whores. I'm sorry I've never shot an animal. I'm sorry I don't use the word "bitch" more often.
I am obviously a failed male. I can live with that. I apologize that I have stumped you for something worthwhile to discuss (what, with all the news, and wars, and entertainment, and normal human interaction going on).
randy
*pun intended
I don't care for sports. I don't know in which seasons sports are played. I have only basic common knowledge about where teams are from, which teams are in which sports, and which individuals play for which teams. I know Tiger Woods plays golf and has sex with an ex-model. I'm sorry that my lack of knowledge in this realm means we have absolutely nothing else we could possibly talk about. I'm not gay (but congrats on saying the phrase "he has great ball-handling skills," with a straight* face).
I apologizing for not caring about cars. I apologize for not thinking all strippers are drug addled-whores. I'm sorry I've never shot an animal. I'm sorry I don't use the word "bitch" more often.
I am obviously a failed male. I can live with that. I apologize that I have stumped you for something worthwhile to discuss (what, with all the news, and wars, and entertainment, and normal human interaction going on).
randy
*pun intended
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i hate you.