rendo

normally i don't partake in these little questionaire-ish things, but as it was asked along with the magic word (Tag, bitch.) i felt obligated:

1. I'm proud of my 10-key skills

2. I have a profound appreciation for potatoes

3. Earl will bite anyone who tries to steal food from him....anyone

4. I'm an excellent worker...seriously...actually i'm an awesome worker

5. My brain doesn't connect things like most brains do

6. I cannot tolerate frequent misuse of their/they're, your/you're, its/it's, etc...

7. Earl has a dark line in his fur that we can't explain

8. I sing like an idiot to Earl (sample line from earlier today: "You are my Earl, my little Earl, you make me happy, cause you're a squirrel!")

9. When i was a child i dreamed of being a scientist when i grew up.

10. It's not that i'm an aethiest, a nihilist, or even an agnostic, i just don't care and figure i'll find out who was right when i'm dead.

11. I've got a pretty decent percentage of Aztec blood in me

12. I've been nocturnal since i was 16

13. I love video games, but i'm not particularly great at them

14. I'm a news junkie

15. Awe fuck you, i liked Armageddon

16. Twenty things??? Seriously? I'm better at picking apart other people

17. Earl does flips to get my attention

18. I've been told that i have a criminal mind ever since i was kid...also that i'm a smartass (though my grandfather called it "ornery")

19. My head and my heart rarely agree on anything....and they both always lose to the everconvincing cock or wang or whatever your prefered penile euphamism

20. I've had at least 23 jobs that i can think of off the top of my head

also i've had at least four concussions that i "remember"