Finally!
A girl showed me her boobs after one of my shows. My career goal of Have Groupies marches on.
A girl showed me her boobs after one of my shows. My career goal of Have Groupies marches on.
You know what makes for awesome workplace conversation? Politics.
Particularly when you're wearing a "Stop the Invasion" hat (complete with illustration of the US/Mexican border) and I'm the son of a formerly illegal immigrant (now a citizen).
Yes, let's get to know each other. I don't see how this could possibly ruin our otherwise harmonious workplace relationship.
Particularly when you're wearing a "Stop the Invasion" hat (complete with illustration of the US/Mexican border) and I'm the son of a formerly illegal immigrant (now a citizen).
Yes, let's get to know each other. I don't see how this could possibly ruin our otherwise harmonious workplace relationship.
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
silencia:
Thanks for commenting on the set. How have you been? How's life outside of Portland? Lame? I know 
muffin:
oh!thnak you for your comment man!!
i never feel like i have any reason to post... and yet:
my mom almost had a stroke
my best friend's car got stolen
i might get fired from my job real soon (they like to call it "laid off")
i've had some real kick-ass shows recently
i've been rockin' the Mario Kart Wii
Secret Invasion has been happening
K was in Portland all last...
Read More
my mom almost had a stroke
my best friend's car got stolen
i might get fired from my job real soon (they like to call it "laid off")
i've had some real kick-ass shows recently
i've been rockin' the Mario Kart Wii
Secret Invasion has been happening
K was in Portland all last...
Read More
cheyenne:
hee hee.. i do!! have i mentioned lately that I love yer doggie???
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
dr_ew:
Why, you do think I have good taste in pants?
elleseven:
you certainly are a strange one sir randy.
my dad loves duelling banjos.
my dad loves duelling banjos.
elleseven:
Pendleton does not have fast internet. It is driving me crazy.
Thanks for the birthday studmuffin!
I will be in town this friday... and you?
Thanks for the birthday studmuffin!
I will be in town this friday... and you?
ATTENTION HOT LOCAL GIRLS:
Hey. Are you sick and tired of working every day with no excuse to take a day off? Are you sick and tired of not having a legitimate reason to buy cough syrup (meth production aside)? Are you sick and tired of not being sick and tired?
Well, have i got an offer for you.
Come on down to Rendo's Place...
Read More
Hey. Are you sick and tired of working every day with no excuse to take a day off? Are you sick and tired of not having a legitimate reason to buy cough syrup (meth production aside)? Are you sick and tired of not being sick and tired?
Well, have i got an offer for you.
Come on down to Rendo's Place...
Read More
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
silencia:
Ha! Dude, I would totally be all over that "god is great!" shirt like a fat kid is to a cupcake. Random shirts like that make me giggle. Giggling is fun.
I hope you feel better soon! Being sick blows... but maybe making out with hot local girls will make it slightly more bearable? Meh. Tell me how that works out for you.
I hope you feel better soon! Being sick blows... but maybe making out with hot local girls will make it slightly more bearable? Meh. Tell me how that works out for you.
elleseven:
Poor!
I was hoping you could come to Portland!
Y donde esta la chica? eh?
I am still too poor to buy a wii.
I was hoping you could come to Portland!
Y donde esta la chica? eh?
I am still too poor to buy a wii.
yay! i'm so excited for this game, coming out this week.... thanks refund money!
I was going to attempt to say Happy Valentine's Day in spanish, but then i remembered my spanish sucks, so instead i would kindly ask that you visit the blog on my gay-ass Myspace page.... also i love you.... yes You.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
elleseven:
i already saw yer myspace... its almost as gay as your dog 
i don't think i can make it to eugene before i go... sorry
i don't think i can make it to eugene before i go... sorry
atomicant:
i don't sing.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
elleseven:
I miraculously passed the piss test.
pot, pipes, porn and Wii will fly just fine cuz i don't plan on having any friends in pendleton.
pot, pipes, porn and Wii will fly just fine cuz i don't plan on having any friends in pendleton.
silencia:
Thank you twice How have you been?
How have you been?You know you're a geek when you go to a strip club and sit there thinking how you'd play the current song on your Guitar Hero game.
elleseven:
nice.
Silver Dollar Club?
Club 1444?
That one on West 11th that always changes names?
you are a silly, silly man.
Silver Dollar Club?
Club 1444?
That one on West 11th that always changes names?
you are a silly, silly man.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
elleseven:
I love you and your girl.
But I know you more, so needless to say I love you more.
when you come here to portland, call me muthafucka!
But I know you more, so needless to say I love you more.
when you come here to portland, call me muthafucka!
elleseven:
where didja move to?
i am moving in with a wii,
going to check it out soon.
yaya
i am moving in with a wii,
going to check it out soon.
yaya
zamn:
That picture is AWESOME and that game freaking ROCKS, I couldn't help but laugh my ass off through the last few levels. Happy Holidays my friend!
thursday:
hi
hi
Hurrah for boobies though!
*story time*
I had a non-friend/gf show me her boobs once at a club. She was going for some bead contest and I had some in my hands. Unfortunately for her, they were for a friend :-p