fuck a duck do i hate my job. i hate how no matter what mood i'm in when i enter, i leave depressed as fuck. and it's not the work; it should be work that i like. i love production jobs. i like seeing how much shit i can get done in the shortest amount of time. dorky as it sounds i dig efficiency in...
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elleseven:
Nice Italy photos crazy.
It must be hot in Egypt cuz K is smokin'.
I want to go to Portland next weekend, but not sure. You and K are definitely invited to the reception. Save the date, yo!
It must be hot in Egypt cuz K is smokin'.
I want to go to Portland next weekend, but not sure. You and K are definitely invited to the reception. Save the date, yo!
dr_ew:
The air fare must have been hell. What's your beef with New York?
just got back from vegas.
gotta find a halloween costume for tonight.
still gotta figure out this newfangled SG format.
gotta find a halloween costume for tonight.
still gotta figure out this newfangled SG format.
elleseven:
My friend Gabe is leaving for Vegas tomorrow.
I guess that doesn't matter.
Happy fucking Halloween, motherfucker.
I guess that doesn't matter.
Happy fucking Halloween, motherfucker.
pyromethious:
it's pissing me off, but if you turn things off on the right it filters it a little better :-/
I'm 30 as of today. Hitting on high school girls is now officially creepy.
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justicia:
hey happy b-day. i'm turning 30 this year too. feels great!!
one thing, though, hitting on high school girls has maybe BEEN creepy for a few years now
just sayin....
one thing, though, hitting on high school girls has maybe BEEN creepy for a few years now
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cheyenne:
you suck.
because...
you have 2 cresteds and i only gets one.
they're truly amazing dogs. Unlike any other breed.![wink](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/wink.6a5555b139e7.gif)
because...
you have 2 cresteds and i only gets one.
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they're truly amazing dogs. Unlike any other breed.
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elleseven:
exactly. What would Jesus Do? Likely never hang anyone. Fucking asshole idiot twatnards if you ask me.
pyromethious:
I didn't goto the link, but it's probably related to the following personal assumption:
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Possible/Likely Outcomes to Occur during the First Year of the Next Elect:
Obama:
1) Lynched, Assassinated, etc...probably by a 'Red Neck';
McCain:
1) Dies suddenly of natural causes;
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May sound synacle(sp), but think about it.
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Possible/Likely Outcomes to Occur during the First Year of the Next Elect:
Obama:
1) Lynched, Assassinated, etc...probably by a 'Red Neck';
McCain:
1) Dies suddenly of natural causes;
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May sound synacle(sp), but think about it.
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kay:
Fabulous photos!
~cheers
~cheers
elleseven:
I guess I could move to Antarctica. Or perhaps Guam? Somewhere temperate.
I must meet Yin-Yin before I move.
I must meet Yin-Yin before I move.
Conversations with Danika
At Her Work while ringing a customer up.
Customer(in lame attempt at small talk): It's 89 today, 90 tomorrow.
Danika: Oh, Happy Birthday.
(in response to what she thought she heard as "I'm 89 today, 90 tomorrow.")
Customer (clearly not in her 80's): *glare*
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Me (singing...er rapping like an idiot):...
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At Her Work while ringing a customer up.
Customer(in lame attempt at small talk): It's 89 today, 90 tomorrow.
Danika: Oh, Happy Birthday.
(in response to what she thought she heard as "I'm 89 today, 90 tomorrow.")
Customer (clearly not in her 80's): *glare*
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Me (singing...er rapping like an idiot):...
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cheyenne:
haha!! thats funny!!!
lillithvain:
Yes, you are getting a message that everyone else who left a message on my set is getting.
Why? Because I don't have great internet capabilities but I still want to say thank you.
Because: You are appreciated and I am humbled by the nice comment you left on my new set "Gone with the Wind".
Thank you.
xoxoxoxo
Yes, you are getting a message that everyone else who left a message on my set is getting.
Why? Because I don't have great internet capabilities but I still want to say thank you.
Because: You are appreciated and I am humbled by the nice comment you left on my new set "Gone with the Wind".
Thank you.
xoxoxoxo
whaaa! I'm making a real effort to get through my Pile of Shame video games (currently on Beyond Good & Evil,, Space Channel 5, and Zack & Wiki) but people keep calling about gigs, and bbq's, and block parties, and birthday parties.
Sun and social settings. no thanks, i'm on a mission.
Sun and social settings. no thanks, i'm on a mission.
pyromethious:
Heh, I just picked up some older/rarer PC games to complete my collection :-p
Reah/Rehm(1-3)
Myst(1-5)
Uru(w/updates)
and several more...
Already had:
Journeyman Project trillogy
Reah/Rehm(1-3)
Myst(1-5)
Uru(w/updates)
and several more...
Already had:
Journeyman Project trillogy
elleseven:
Dude, I totally reminded you of the Thermos song months and months ago.
I miss you. I may make a day trip over to portland this Saturday, but only if you can too.
Well, I will likely do it even if you cannot, but I wanted to put the offer out there. Its just not the same anymore. Huh? Yeah.
p. fucking s. please bring Yoda and K. That would be nice.
I miss you. I may make a day trip over to portland this Saturday, but only if you can too.
Well, I will likely do it even if you cannot, but I wanted to put the offer out there. Its just not the same anymore. Huh? Yeah.
p. fucking s. please bring Yoda and K. That would be nice.
Conversation with Best Buy lady after purchasing Space Invaders Extreme (upon her noticing that I live in area code 541, but have a 503 phone number)
Lady: You move here from Washington?
Me: Nope, Portland.
Lady: Why you do that? Portland so much better.
Me: Yup, but i had to move here for a job.
Lady: But Portland have better food, people...
Me: Yup.
Lady:...
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Lady: You move here from Washington?
Me: Nope, Portland.
Lady: Why you do that? Portland so much better.
Me: Yup, but i had to move here for a job.
Lady: But Portland have better food, people...
Me: Yup.
Lady:...
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silencia:
Thank you! ![biggrin](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/biggrin.b730b6165809.gif)
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dr_ew:
I like your advise.
Hows life, K, and the puppy upper?
Hows life, K, and the puppy upper?
Do you pronounce banal as?
a) rhymes with anal
or
b) ends with all
a) rhymes with anal
or
b) ends with all
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hotcurry:
b of course!
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Gotta perform at a "Doing-Somebody-A-Favor" show Saturday night.
blech. performing with bad comics sucks the life outta me.
however Tuesday is a show with a bunch of friends i mostly respect. should be rock n' roll.
blech. performing with bad comics sucks the life outta me.
however Tuesday is a show with a bunch of friends i mostly respect. should be rock n' roll.
silencia:
Thank you
How have you been, holmes?
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Today.... we celebrate.... OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY!
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hotcurry:
I am so excited to see that. The boyfriend and I should be going this weekend.
silencia:
Haha. I think that was Ryan's goal.
either way, i wish you well!
I bet you and K would be happier in Portland anyhow. Or we could begin a mass exodus to Larkhall, Scotland where I will be living with in 4 months, pessimistically. That would be super cool. But, I have been promised that if I do not like it there at all we get to move backk to Portland. I hate the thought of being so damn far away from friends and family, but I don't make much of an effort here to hang out, so why would it be much different? I cannot wait to go there, either. Shandyowl is awesome and you guys must come to my reception. January 10th, biatch!
Maybe you should try working at a comic book store. You could definitely pull off an interview with a little research, but so long as there is a job you would get it. I think I liked Emerald City comics. Not sure.