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silencia:
Your baby is so darling! Awww.
lenore:
CUTE!!!!

-what happened to Earl?
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kay:
You came back! Congratulations. She is lovely. smile
elleseven:
You a daddy now! Dig the name smile
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vanitystrain:
I adore the Chinese Crested, lovely! Happy Holidays Rendo. smile
vanitystrain:
Thank you for the Birthday wishes.
I'm sad to say that I didn't find your face that night, maybe another?

And, I'm happy to hear that perhaps there are little Earl's running about through Eugene. Maybe I've fed a few?

I hope your New Year went over well. smile
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iluvenis:
congrats for the baby biggrin biggrin
wow I like to imagine it's true! time pill
would be Magnificent!
just have to wait, while I focus on my studies.
thanks for your words
kiss
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It's a girl!

Rather, it will be a girl; most likely in February. Right now it's a creepy little skeleton and skin parasite growing within the wife's belly. It moves and its heart beats and it's got all its limbs, fingers, and toes.

Also, I got my scholarship to go to school. I will be forced into many a room with twenty year olds. Yikes....
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niobe:
Happy Birthday! smile
vivid:
First, I thought you were amazing for the squirrel. Then I find you have Chinese Crested dogs.
You are so damn cool.

Also, omg congrats.

also, omg birthday!
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So, I saw David Sedaris many years ago and stayed after for a book signing. After waiting in line I approached him, stated my name and was promptly asked by David, "Randy, are you a homosexual?" In his defense my shirt was a bit gay and my fingernails were painted bright blue, but still the question threw me for a loop.

Me: "No. Why?"
David:...
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carleen:
sick lines yo! -not so keen on yer rat eheheh whatever
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False Alarm!
-ish.

Looks like I'll be around for a bit longer. Muchos gracias a la benefactor and I promise to be much more active.

It oughta be easy since life has become so much more active. Did I mention I have a baby on the way? A baby! A little tiny human fucking being that I will be expected to turn into a semi-functioning...
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silencia:
Congratulations!

I've come to the realization that the reason why having kids scares me is because there's a lot of people who shouldn't be having kids out there. I generally dislike a lot of parents - especially the ones you yell and drag their kids in public. I have no doubt in my mind that you'll be an awesome parent.



carleen:
post ur shuffle in ur blog eeep!!whateverwhateverwhateverwhatever
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Just a lil' update to say I'm outta here...

Nice getting to know some of you, but i rarely come here anymore and with a baby on the way we're looking to cut any extraneous expenses.

(Shit, I was so proud of myself for correctly spelling 'extraneous' and not having the dreaded red line pop underneath that I double-checked it in dictionary and realized it's...
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rendo:
thanks!
eazy:
i sent you a facebook request.
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So excited! Less than a month til Bridgetown Comedy Festival.

Some of the performers this year:

Maria Bamford
Scott Adsit
Tim Meadows
Oscar Nunez
Brian McCann (He's got Bulletproof legs!)
Todd Glass
Hal Sparks
Matt Walsh
and bunches more.... (including Me!!!!!!!!!)
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elleseven:
pienso que es la numero del telefono de mi madre.
elleseven:
I want to go to the Bridgetown Comic Fest. Can you send me some info on it? It would be great to see you guys. I want Kendra to tattoo me. I just got a newbie and feel like she could certainly spruce it up a bit. Its a dead tree.
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azera:
amazing! sounds n looks like it was so so so much fun!