Girls, chicas, ladies, dames, females... I haven't the slightest idea how to play the social games you sometimes like to play with us boys. It's about as frustrating as a monkey trying to pull a banana through a small hole: A) let go and the banana will fall; B) keep pulling and the banana in the fist won't fit.
I'm about to option C) fling poop and make a lot of noise
I'm about to option C) fling poop and make a lot of noise

girls that play games can be no fun.
if that's not how you communicate, don't go for it.