Maybe I'm just a literary snob, but I'd like to take a few moments to fill you in on things about the internet that bug the hell out of me.
1a. Bots that continually troll chat rooms spamming them with porn site invites.
1b. People that are dumb enough to click on those ads and pay money to keep this practice alive.
2. Abbreviations and misspellings. For example- <3, hert (instead of hurt), lmfao, et cetera. Now, it should be noted that I have a soft spot for gamers, so things like- ftw (for the win) and omw (on my way) can be tolerated. Also, I'm guilty of saying "lol" in my daily instant messenger conversations.
3a. People that think they have the right to abuse someone else just because it's the internet. Get over it dude, in real life, I could probably crush you like an empty pop can. Go clean your room before your mom grounds you.
3b. People that use the internet solely for the sex. Sex is good. Yes. Naked girls are awesome, I am a member of SG after all. But for the dating and the random porn? Yeah. That's how my dad met the devil (see: any entry detailing my father's girlfriend, aka Daborah, aka my new stepmother)
4.People that pretend to be something they're not. This includes but is not limited to:
-That guy that copies and pastes his head on some bodybuilder's picture.
-The 14 year old that pretends to be a 37 year old MD just to pick up girls.
-The deluded fellow who thinks he's a ninja marine assassin that's all that stands between the world and nuclear annihilation. Sadly, I know one of these guys in real life. I pity you if you run into him online.
-Any person that uses the internet to be a predator. You guys make me sick.
5.Pop up ads. There is nothing you are selling that is worth interrupting my online time that won't make me want to hunt you down and give you a little double barrel love from a lupara.
/end rant.
Thanks for tuning in,
Remy out
1a. Bots that continually troll chat rooms spamming them with porn site invites.
1b. People that are dumb enough to click on those ads and pay money to keep this practice alive.
2. Abbreviations and misspellings. For example- <3, hert (instead of hurt), lmfao, et cetera. Now, it should be noted that I have a soft spot for gamers, so things like- ftw (for the win) and omw (on my way) can be tolerated. Also, I'm guilty of saying "lol" in my daily instant messenger conversations.
3a. People that think they have the right to abuse someone else just because it's the internet. Get over it dude, in real life, I could probably crush you like an empty pop can. Go clean your room before your mom grounds you.
3b. People that use the internet solely for the sex. Sex is good. Yes. Naked girls are awesome, I am a member of SG after all. But for the dating and the random porn? Yeah. That's how my dad met the devil (see: any entry detailing my father's girlfriend, aka Daborah, aka my new stepmother)
4.People that pretend to be something they're not. This includes but is not limited to:
-That guy that copies and pastes his head on some bodybuilder's picture.
-The 14 year old that pretends to be a 37 year old MD just to pick up girls.
-The deluded fellow who thinks he's a ninja marine assassin that's all that stands between the world and nuclear annihilation. Sadly, I know one of these guys in real life. I pity you if you run into him online.
-Any person that uses the internet to be a predator. You guys make me sick.
5.Pop up ads. There is nothing you are selling that is worth interrupting my online time that won't make me want to hunt you down and give you a little double barrel love from a lupara.
/end rant.
Thanks for tuning in,
Remy out
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I fucking hate internet slang too, so sometimes I will use it just to be incredibly obnoxious