hey..wow..over a month between updates!..yeeaahh.. fuck you journal, your my bitch and you fucking love it.
ok...holiday report..like any of you bastards care.
two weeks in New zealand...beautiful country...beautiful people..had a fucking great time...saw Christchurch for a few days...drove to Hanmer Springs for a nite and had a dip in the hot spring water pools..that was grrreat. drove down the west coast to Wanaka and then on to Franz Josef glacier where we went on a 6.5 hour hike up this fucking amazing glacier...
then drove to Queenstown where we met up with some friends and skiied for a whole week, jumped of a canyon once too...fucking great..beats the shit out of skydiving for pure Rush...drank at this awesome little bar called The Pool Bar, basically had three pooltables..a jukebox, some stairs and a bar...great little atmosphere...thats it..two weeks of drinking, skiing and fun summed up in a few paragraphs...lol..oh well..thats me.
ohh..we played 5 rounds of minigolf in 5 different mini golf places...one was even a pirate theme...fuck yeah...i mean..arrrr!!
ahh..btw..if your vegan and considering driving over NZ..realise you will be eating FUCK ALL for your entire trip. (bigger cities have places...but for a tourist driving around the entire south island..vegan food was few and far between.)lol..i managed to find a mexican restaurant that knew what the word "vegan" meant in Queenstown..but apart from that...i spent a lot of time wondering why i paid $7.50 for a "vegetarian" burger that had less than $2 worth of ingrediants on it...yes thats right..fuck you "Log Cabin" in Hanmer Springs..ill be coming back for you one day!...
ok so the story goes like this...we rock up to Hanmer Springs with no accomodation and no food at like 8pm some nite..after driving around in the dark and cold for half an hour we find lodgings and decide to try one of 2 shops open in the main street...so we go into the "log cabin" and the sign says vege burger and also vege soup..im like..fuck yeah...soup is the shit!...so i ask the dude.."whats in your vege soup, what type of stock is it made on etc etc" and he goes, in some kind of voice like id just asked if i could eat his firstborn child..."oh..everything thats good for you..you dont need to know anymore." im like... ooookkkaaayy..."just give me the vegetarian burger with no dairy and no meat...im vegan you know" "oh yeah..i know" he says. but oh no..this motherfucker had it in for me..he charges me $7.50...and then probably goes out the back and has a huge laugh about how he's going to fuck me over.
so my "burger" arrives...it goes like this...crusty bun..shrivelled little bit of lettuce...1 piece of canned pineapple...1 piece of tomato and a motherfucking fried egg. thats it...fuckall salad and a fucking egg. ooh goodie! quiet obviously i had misjudged this redneck arsehole and his fundamental understanding of english and the term vegan. so i let my girlfriend eat her dinner and went hungry for the second or third nite in NZ.
fuck you anti-vegan Hanmer Springs arsehole. i want my $7.50 back.
oh..and i basically went for two weeks without my music..if you know me..thats amazing...nz radio suck as much as australian radio.
anyway..if you really want to humour me.check out the pics in my pics folder...seeya next month journal...maybe ill leave it for two ..see how you like that!
PS (update)
oh god..fuck this...i cant upload most* of my holiday pics because of the fucking 100kb limit per photo...thats just unreasonable...i cant sacrifice on quality..i just cant..i wont!..wont.
ok...holiday report..like any of you bastards care.
two weeks in New zealand...beautiful country...beautiful people..had a fucking great time...saw Christchurch for a few days...drove to Hanmer Springs for a nite and had a dip in the hot spring water pools..that was grrreat. drove down the west coast to Wanaka and then on to Franz Josef glacier where we went on a 6.5 hour hike up this fucking amazing glacier...
then drove to Queenstown where we met up with some friends and skiied for a whole week, jumped of a canyon once too...fucking great..beats the shit out of skydiving for pure Rush...drank at this awesome little bar called The Pool Bar, basically had three pooltables..a jukebox, some stairs and a bar...great little atmosphere...thats it..two weeks of drinking, skiing and fun summed up in a few paragraphs...lol..oh well..thats me.
ohh..we played 5 rounds of minigolf in 5 different mini golf places...one was even a pirate theme...fuck yeah...i mean..arrrr!!
ahh..btw..if your vegan and considering driving over NZ..realise you will be eating FUCK ALL for your entire trip. (bigger cities have places...but for a tourist driving around the entire south island..vegan food was few and far between.)lol..i managed to find a mexican restaurant that knew what the word "vegan" meant in Queenstown..but apart from that...i spent a lot of time wondering why i paid $7.50 for a "vegetarian" burger that had less than $2 worth of ingrediants on it...yes thats right..fuck you "Log Cabin" in Hanmer Springs..ill be coming back for you one day!...
ok so the story goes like this...we rock up to Hanmer Springs with no accomodation and no food at like 8pm some nite..after driving around in the dark and cold for half an hour we find lodgings and decide to try one of 2 shops open in the main street...so we go into the "log cabin" and the sign says vege burger and also vege soup..im like..fuck yeah...soup is the shit!...so i ask the dude.."whats in your vege soup, what type of stock is it made on etc etc" and he goes, in some kind of voice like id just asked if i could eat his firstborn child..."oh..everything thats good for you..you dont need to know anymore." im like... ooookkkaaayy..."just give me the vegetarian burger with no dairy and no meat...im vegan you know" "oh yeah..i know" he says. but oh no..this motherfucker had it in for me..he charges me $7.50...and then probably goes out the back and has a huge laugh about how he's going to fuck me over.
so my "burger" arrives...it goes like this...crusty bun..shrivelled little bit of lettuce...1 piece of canned pineapple...1 piece of tomato and a motherfucking fried egg. thats it...fuckall salad and a fucking egg. ooh goodie! quiet obviously i had misjudged this redneck arsehole and his fundamental understanding of english and the term vegan. so i let my girlfriend eat her dinner and went hungry for the second or third nite in NZ.
fuck you anti-vegan Hanmer Springs arsehole. i want my $7.50 back.
oh..and i basically went for two weeks without my music..if you know me..thats amazing...nz radio suck as much as australian radio.
anyway..if you really want to humour me.check out the pics in my pics folder...seeya next month journal...maybe ill leave it for two ..see how you like that!
PS (update)
oh god..fuck this...i cant upload most* of my holiday pics because of the fucking 100kb limit per photo...thats just unreasonable...i cant sacrifice on quality..i just cant..i wont!..wont.
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livingdeadkirst:
kittiesuicide:
mini golf rocks! I had a bit of an addiction to it last year 