reindeerblood

Happy NY to all... hopefully the new year will exceed your expectations. We had an awfully fun dance party on NYE, and feast fit for royalty. Onto the following morning, on the subject of NY resolutions, some resolved to make more homemade pizzas, which was on of the best ideas I heard all night. Another reveler decided to dance more, a truly noble pursuit if you ask me. When it was my turn, I thought for a minute, and realized that I might finally realize a fantasy of mine. I admit this is not an entirely original fantasy however; I am resolute in my decision to having a penis extension! My friends, after hearing this, were slightly amused albeit somewhat disturbed, and rightly so! For I am not suggesting a adding some tissue to add a few inches to the girth, or extend its length to some terrific degree... rather I am after the penultimate male fantasy, one that has no doubt preoccupied the male ego for at least the last century and a half. For you see, all my life I have heard that the ladies are attracted to this sort of thing, and since 2005 kinda sukked after my girlfriend left, I thought I might give this a try! For me, a surgical extension might perhaps be the correct procedure, as I have neither the interest nor the financial acuity to purchase a crotch rocket, however I am beggining to feel the pressure after years of marginally non conformist lifestyle to fit in and keep up with the Joneses. Surely I am getting old, yet I must keep this dream alive, for certainly life without dreams can be a cold and stale existence... for you see my resolution is to have a car extended from my penis... So I ask of SG ville.... does anyone know any good surgeons?

what i mean is i have always heard the car is an extension of the penis... so like i would be super macho with a car surgically exended to my cock right?