oh right. NOW i remember why i hated full-time retail with something close to a burning passion. i had forgotten.
tonight:
"i'm sorry sir, the toasted oatmeal flakes are temporarily out of stock. i'm not sure when they'll be back in, but --"
"you know what the matter with trader joe's is? inconsistency. you people do this all the time. i just start to like something and then you stop fucking carrying it."
<turns around, storms out>
um. perspective, people. they're TOASTED FUCKING OATMEAL FLAKES. not, like, hey, by the way, deoderant no longer exists! sorry about that. oh, and your mom died. that's a bummer, huh?
and just for the record, in case you were wondering, yeah, it was definitely MY personal decision, definitely mine, to not order enough toasted oatmeal flakes for the entire 300+ store company to last through this week. that's why i'm working in saugus at 9 at night in a beat-to-shit sweatshirt, ripped jeans and nikes... i'm busy planning new and improved ways to figure out exactly what you like to eat for breakfast, sir, and then not order another fucking shipping container of it from canada or mexico or wherever the hell it came from. hey, while you're here, what do you like to eat for dinner? i'll make sure that it gets stuck in customs, or call down a biblical plague to destroy the entire crop this year. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
yup. definitely need to go back to part-time retail.
tonight:
"i'm sorry sir, the toasted oatmeal flakes are temporarily out of stock. i'm not sure when they'll be back in, but --"
"you know what the matter with trader joe's is? inconsistency. you people do this all the time. i just start to like something and then you stop fucking carrying it."
<turns around, storms out>
um. perspective, people. they're TOASTED FUCKING OATMEAL FLAKES. not, like, hey, by the way, deoderant no longer exists! sorry about that. oh, and your mom died. that's a bummer, huh?
and just for the record, in case you were wondering, yeah, it was definitely MY personal decision, definitely mine, to not order enough toasted oatmeal flakes for the entire 300+ store company to last through this week. that's why i'm working in saugus at 9 at night in a beat-to-shit sweatshirt, ripped jeans and nikes... i'm busy planning new and improved ways to figure out exactly what you like to eat for breakfast, sir, and then not order another fucking shipping container of it from canada or mexico or wherever the hell it came from. hey, while you're here, what do you like to eat for dinner? i'll make sure that it gets stuck in customs, or call down a biblical plague to destroy the entire crop this year. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
yup. definitely need to go back to part-time retail.
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j/k
i mistakenly found Jaho yesterday while looking for a real estate office nearby.