This is a YouTube Show Called “Matt Knaub Reads Dirty Sonnets” For the first 5 months I was on SG, I was Writing Dirty Sonnets with the Photos of Any Woman Who Caught my Eye. And I am compiling my favorites on video for YouTube. I am dumb, I want a woman and girlfriends in my life who can teach how to be just as dumb as me. In English, “boyfriend” does not just mean novio or namorado. It can mean so much more than that.
Playlist for Matt Knaub Reads Dirty Sonnets 💀💀💀 followed by Episode 5. I am trying to be mature about it.
A Sonnet is Said to Be the Most difficult Form in Poetry. It’s More like a Word Puzzle than anything else. The Embarrassment of Youth Forced me To be Great. IAMBIC PENTAMETER people Iambic Pentameter! I was so Stupid. “da Dat da Da Dat da Da da Dat” I was such a stupid kid. 😉 and now I am a master of The Dirty Sonnet. Just like Shakespeare! ❤️🔥😈❤️🔥
If there is a demon in your head saying patty cake voices when you see a hot boy, send him inside me and I will rehabilitate him like the dog whisperer. I’m like a shaman. I need a woman who can manage my mouth, I am not playing around with no weak woman. I like powerful people so I don’t worry about myself. I am good Trouble for anyone else. I don’t even try to. I have a reputation for “Matt’s doing this shit again.” 😸😸😸
Extremely Attractive Women are Equal to me in Every Way. I Learned I have to Stop being a Pussy. Women like when they need to love someone, and not when you choose to love someone. 😈😈😈 I hit up @lolli and all you and me have to do is make sure she did not quit SG and her dreams so that we didn’t fall in love. And then we are golden. I have 1 chance at life. Only (one) chance for my lost life to mean something. I swear to god I always felt like in had a soul mate in Heaven preventing me from ever having sex with any other woman but her. The ghost woman feeling even made me just say “no” to sex sometimes.
The list could reach 20 women I thought were amazing, and I didn’t have sex in an favorably explanatory way. Soul Mate syndrome (unless it was a demon) is not Hopeless Romantic, everyone thought I was cool. Something I didn’t say (I just wanted to hear you talk) or said (I am afraid we will have sex) or unexplainable event. (she offered me sex, told my friends I was her boyfriend, friends for 2 years, why isn’t this woman’s number in my phone when I decided yes) the list goes on and on. She might have caused my schizophrenia by killing my aunt on a drug overdose
I want to tell @lolli don’t make me be with another woman. The same way I want her to tell me don’t use the power that she gave me on seducing so many other women to love me. You’re the best! 😿😿😿 @emeralda can you call her. I have not stopped loving her. I waited but now I am afraid of the line being skipped. I am Peer peer Peer Peer Pe Peer! I’m not old.