reese

Anyone have any good tattoo stories? I have one...
So I got some new tattoos recently (you can see them in my pics) on my thighs a few weeks ago.
These ones came about in the same fashion as all of my others...

Friday night - get really drunk at the bar and come up with amazing ideas

Saturday - get semi- sober and go out and bring all brainstorms from Friday night to life.

So, I am sitting at the bar on said Friday night and I decide that I want to be faster in life both phyiscally and mentally. Not to say that I am slow...but I feel I could be much faster. So after many a drink I decide what better way to become faster than to get big two lightening bolts on the backs of my thighs?? (even sober right now it still makes perfect sense to me)

So...on said Saturday..I walk in to the very crowded tattoo parlor without an appointment and go up to the desk. The very handsome tattoo artist takes a look around the busy room and says "you need to give me a really good reason why I should take you...and I say "um..I want lightening bolts on the backs of my legs cuz I want to be wicked fast (in full boston accent)".

So, the guy looks me square in the eyes and goes "that's the best fucking reason I've ever heard" and he took me next!

Haha...and now I have lightening bolts on my thighs and I fucking love em'