Dear Fat Stupid Man on the Train,
There were 25 empty seats and you had to sit your smelly annoying ass right next to me.
Did that mean I was supposed to stop talking to my mother on the phone so we could share in some pointless banter??
Couldn't you tell by my uninterested gaze that I didn't give a shit that your leather jacket was on sale??
Couldn't you tell by my PETA button that I wouldn't want to talk to you about your fucking coat???
Do you expect an apology from me for not pretending to be nice? Well...you aint getin' one sugar.
And yes...I heard you call me a frigid bitch as I exited the train...
All I have to say is, Karma is a boomerang and I hope that cow you were wearing is waiting for you on the other side and is in the mood for a new coat made out of mean annoying fat man.
There were 25 empty seats and you had to sit your smelly annoying ass right next to me.
Did that mean I was supposed to stop talking to my mother on the phone so we could share in some pointless banter??
Couldn't you tell by my uninterested gaze that I didn't give a shit that your leather jacket was on sale??
Couldn't you tell by my PETA button that I wouldn't want to talk to you about your fucking coat???
Do you expect an apology from me for not pretending to be nice? Well...you aint getin' one sugar.
And yes...I heard you call me a frigid bitch as I exited the train...
All I have to say is, Karma is a boomerang and I hope that cow you were wearing is waiting for you on the other side and is in the mood for a new coat made out of mean annoying fat man.
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that was me.