Ok so I'm really fucking pissed off.
My cousin got married and at her wedding one of her husbands friends (Mike) was all over me... He was supposed to go home after the reception to get his girl, but instead he came to the bar with the rest of us... Well I was drunk so I slid out and went home without telling him because I knew what was going on and didn't want to be involved with someone who has a girl. That is just not my style.
Well a couple of weeks ago I ran into him at the bar and he again was all over me... taking my hand and trying to show me what he was made of. The guy corners me in the bathroom and fucking lays it on me. Well at this point I go home.
The next day he calls me like at 2 in the morning to come over and "hang out." I didn't know that I was up for that because I was kinda drunk myself so I decided to go to my cousins house, which is in the same area, and talk to her about it, seeing as her husband is friends with this dude. Well at her place is another friend of her husbands(Mark), who was at the bar with Mike the previous night. So what happens? Mark (friend number 2) tries to sleep with me. So I kept trying to go home and he wouldn't let me... Dude is a big dude and was in front of the door. So I sat in the kitchen and tried to wait for him to pass out... He tries kissing me and the whole shebang but i just keep moving away. At one point my cousin comes out and sees this. Anyway, he finally lets me leave. I go home, alone.
Two days later...
People are asking me about my romp with Mike in the parking lot of the bar... There was none. So I'm pissed because I was kinda planing on getting some action from him, but he told people that I already had some.
So I am mad because this is fucked up... I fess up to the shit I do and this is not one of those things that I did.
Well my friend calls to tell me that he's at the bar. I hurry myself up and get my sexy ass down there to get in his face. He tells me that he doesn't want me like that... never did. I laughed in his face and was like "Bullshit cause eveyone has seen you staring at me tonight too. Are we just pissed because you've been trying to hit this for so long and I keep going home without you? Is that why you told everyone that you finally landed me in the parking lot?"
He says to me, "Well what about you and Mark. That's where I heard the head is? I meanwhere the story is."
I about shit. These guys are killing me... I think Mark is pissed because I was considering sleeping with one and the other got pissed and told douchebag one that I was whoealicious. After I apparently did number one anyway.
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am gonna go off on someone!
My cousin got married and at her wedding one of her husbands friends (Mike) was all over me... He was supposed to go home after the reception to get his girl, but instead he came to the bar with the rest of us... Well I was drunk so I slid out and went home without telling him because I knew what was going on and didn't want to be involved with someone who has a girl. That is just not my style.
Well a couple of weeks ago I ran into him at the bar and he again was all over me... taking my hand and trying to show me what he was made of. The guy corners me in the bathroom and fucking lays it on me. Well at this point I go home.
The next day he calls me like at 2 in the morning to come over and "hang out." I didn't know that I was up for that because I was kinda drunk myself so I decided to go to my cousins house, which is in the same area, and talk to her about it, seeing as her husband is friends with this dude. Well at her place is another friend of her husbands(Mark), who was at the bar with Mike the previous night. So what happens? Mark (friend number 2) tries to sleep with me. So I kept trying to go home and he wouldn't let me... Dude is a big dude and was in front of the door. So I sat in the kitchen and tried to wait for him to pass out... He tries kissing me and the whole shebang but i just keep moving away. At one point my cousin comes out and sees this. Anyway, he finally lets me leave. I go home, alone.
Two days later...
People are asking me about my romp with Mike in the parking lot of the bar... There was none. So I'm pissed because I was kinda planing on getting some action from him, but he told people that I already had some.
So I am mad because this is fucked up... I fess up to the shit I do and this is not one of those things that I did.
Well my friend calls to tell me that he's at the bar. I hurry myself up and get my sexy ass down there to get in his face. He tells me that he doesn't want me like that... never did. I laughed in his face and was like "Bullshit cause eveyone has seen you staring at me tonight too. Are we just pissed because you've been trying to hit this for so long and I keep going home without you? Is that why you told everyone that you finally landed me in the parking lot?"
He says to me, "Well what about you and Mark. That's where I heard the head is? I meanwhere the story is."
I about shit. These guys are killing me... I think Mark is pissed because I was considering sleeping with one and the other got pissed and told douchebag one that I was whoealicious. After I apparently did number one anyway.
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am gonna go off on someone!
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kemicalphuture:
ps... SOUNDS LIKE YOU MESS WITH THE WRONG GUYS. 
redwoman:
Yeah I really do mess with the wrong guys... i try not to mess with anyone but everyone once in a while i cause a big shit storm=.