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oh hey yo
saw a couple pretty incedible things today - i guess one might be a little mundane... but still pretty funny... so heres the first: im on the l train home to brooklyn and across the train from me is an mta worker sitting eating an apple... homeboy is just eating pretty much the whole thing... biting away at it all chicken wing style... and then at the next stop he just kind of glances over his shoulder and tosses it out the door and it hits some girl in the leg... trainman didnt care though... but so now im all about people throwing shit onto the platform from the train...

the second thing was in tompkins square today... this shit was nuts... i saw some squirrel creep up next to this girl on a bench and snag a paper bag out from under her thigh... it just grabbed it with its mouth and ran over onto a trash can next to the bench and dropped the bag into the can... no word yet as to the origin of this garbage-squirrel... but we're pretty sure there is some dodgey genetic engineering involved...

last night i made it out to tribeca grand for the yeah right! premier... only the screening room was packed so i couldnt get in to actually see the movie... instead we went to the ridiculously overpriced party... we landed a free drink card from the dj and scored $12 gin & tonics...

thats all for now... kaiju big battel saturday night - got to rest up...

yo