Today was my first day of work at ULLA Eyeware in Hilldale and it was fucking fantastic! 
Y'all should check it out. They have the best frames in town, no question, and ME! 
Whatever you're looking for I got it mothefuckers. $850 Chanel sunglasses? Yep. Yuppie as hell Kenneth Cole frames? Of course. Hot employees? Fuck yes motherfucker. 
But seriously. It's fabulous. Just don't start stalking me now that you know where I work. Look out ... I'm fiesty. 
Y'all should check it out. They have the best frames in town, no question, and ME! Whatever you're looking for I got it mothefuckers. $850 Chanel sunglasses? Yep. Yuppie as hell Kenneth Cole frames? Of course. Hot employees? Fuck yes motherfucker. But seriously. It's fabulous. Just don't start stalking me now that you know where I work. Look out ... I'm fiesty. 
raspberrygirl63379:
Will you be going to the Slipper Club this Thursday? I'll have to come in and try on glasses some time if ya promise not to hurt me! 
wren:
I cannot believe how expensive sunglasses can be.