Things you should know:
1. today is friday. i have the day off.
2. i was going to get a brazilian wax today but my esthetician called in sick.
3. i confronted my so called friend about the fact that she fucked my ex. it was really awsome, i drove to her work and told her we needed to talk. when she asked about what i yelled "about the fact that you're a dirty fucking whore".
4. i'm going to a wedding tomorrow with an open bar!
1. today is friday. i have the day off.
2. i was going to get a brazilian wax today but my esthetician called in sick.
3. i confronted my so called friend about the fact that she fucked my ex. it was really awsome, i drove to her work and told her we needed to talk. when she asked about what i yelled "about the fact that you're a dirty fucking whore".
4. i'm going to a wedding tomorrow with an open bar!
Did I ever tell you my pee story?