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FUNNY STORY ALERT:

I drank a tad too much on Friday night and that's really all I have to say about that. Whew, and did I ever get a nasty hangover the next day. Seriously though, I tend to get the worst hangovers know to man.... there is something seriously wrong.

I wanted to go home that night because I really have this thing where...
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Last night sucked the worst ever.... but I did get to visit Helena at her work. That made my life. kiss
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kramit1212:
I was just away on a business trip and my friend and co-worker did my job while I was gone. At the end of the day she backed the work car into a bike rack and shattered the rear window. You're not alone. Actually, that kinda scares me.
cosyne:
I'm still working on typing up the pee story -- it's kind of long. In the meantime, check out my adventures at the post office!
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Things you should know:

1. today is friday. i have the day off.

2. i was going to get a brazilian wax today but my esthetician called in sick.

3. i confronted my so called friend about the fact that she fucked my ex. it was really awsome, i drove to her work and told her we needed to talk. when she asked about what...
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cosyne:
Your storytelling is awesome to the ubermax. We should make babies. In a factory.

Did I ever tell you my pee story?
mrlucky:
That's fucking hysterical, trapped and screemed at. Revenge is definately best served cold. I love that.
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So I went to some bar tonight and started off pretty lame cause I didn't even want to go out in the first place. Anyways, I go out. While in the midst of a good bashing session, a friend of mine busts out with the fact that my "best friend" (ps i hate her) slept with my recently ex boyfriend of a few years. Gee...
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cosyne:
And have you ever heard of the band Moxy Fruvous? They're from Toronto.
applebonbon:
skanky ho!
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PUBLIC TRANSIT ADVENTURES:

1. buses are dirty
2. people on them are crazy

this morning, while my car was in the shop for a few hours i decided to get my hair did while i waited. since i had no method of transpotation i took the bus to the salon.
all i've gotta say is DAMN, there are some crazy people on the bus these...
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cosyne:
I've been taking the bus for about a year now and the stories I've garnered from the trips I've taken are absolutely priceless.
cosyne:
You want a good story? Check out this little gem.

This particular tale is told in patent-pending paragraph-less prose. Enjoy. Then try to one-up me....if you can. Believe me, I've got dozens more where this one came from.
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i got my car back from the garage, minus the car fires!!!!!
mrlucky:
Nah.. just changing gear before my brain starts a fire, hehehe. Glad you got your car back.
digipunk:
Nice back tattoo! smile
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so i drank to much.... whats new? drinking is good, except when you work at 8am in the morning.....
so i decide i have to go puke, so i go to the bathroom but i just cant do it. however, i discover that any type of movement makes me queasy so i decide it would be a good idea to lie down on the bathroom...
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mrlucky:
That's so funny. It's a great pleasure. Actually from your photos you look damn hot!!!

[Edited on May 08, 2005 7:14AM]
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so my shit box of a car caught on fire this weekend.... it might have been pretty cool except i didnt even notice till some one was all like 'get out, get out, get out' and im like why should i?
well duh moron, my car was on fire and i had no fucking clue.... true story.
i think im going to get a jeep...
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papaspank:
sweet! you just let me know when you go driving biggrin
mrlucky:
Hello????
Love your back piece.
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R.I.P. Mark Oppong
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