PEEPING TOM!
This guy has been looking in my windows all week long. I think he has a crush on my two girls. He's terrified of people, I've tried to go outside to get a look at him-he just bolts.
The saddest is that he'll sit in the kitchen window, which is where my girls eat, and just stare in. Really pitiful, he reminds me of "The Little Matchstick Girl." Also sad that the girls growl, hiss and spit right at him, and he just keeps coming back for more. Poor bastard!
I need to stop complaining so much, my weekend wasn't really all that bad. I got free drinks all weekend long, (it pays to be friends with bartenders
), saw some GREAT bands, got a free CD, and hung out with friends visiting from Chicago. So, I'll ixnay on the itchingbay for awhile 
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Someone in ILL needs to do a Pimp My Ride series, my car needs help. My '95 Grand Prix is looking a little sad. I need a CB radio, sub-woofer, and some interior decorating. Can I still get curb feelers? You know what my problem is? My *dream* car is like a '74 or '76 Thunderbird with a "T" top, 8-track, and tinted windows. Lots of Van Halen for the 8-Track. Maroon paint with all white interior. Best make out car ever! Sweet...
(I'm kidding. Mostly.
)
This guy has been looking in my windows all week long. I think he has a crush on my two girls. He's terrified of people, I've tried to go outside to get a look at him-he just bolts.
The saddest is that he'll sit in the kitchen window, which is where my girls eat, and just stare in. Really pitiful, he reminds me of "The Little Matchstick Girl." Also sad that the girls growl, hiss and spit right at him, and he just keeps coming back for more. Poor bastard!
I need to stop complaining so much, my weekend wasn't really all that bad. I got free drinks all weekend long, (it pays to be friends with bartenders
), saw some GREAT bands, got a free CD, and hung out with friends visiting from Chicago. So, I'll ixnay on the itchingbay for awhile .
Someone in ILL needs to do a Pimp My Ride series, my car needs help. My '95 Grand Prix is looking a little sad. I need a CB radio, sub-woofer, and some interior decorating. Can I still get curb feelers? You know what my problem is? My *dream* car is like a '74 or '76 Thunderbird with a "T" top, 8-track, and tinted windows. Lots of Van Halen for the 8-Track. Maroon paint with all white interior. Best make out car ever! Sweet...
(I'm kidding. Mostly.
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Thanks for the compliments. There was a girl my graduating class who did her BFA similarly on heavily starched sheets and other clothing all folded and crumpled with photos silk screen on to them. It was interesting.
It beats shelling out $220
Thanks again and I am glad to hear you found the silver-lining to your weekend