I am home this morning; it has been a few days. It all started on Thursday *cue the sepia colored film and hazy lens for a flash back*:
The monkey's where dressed up as...what? Shit, wrong flash back...
Ok, got it.
I went to 80's night with Mick and Mikey. When we got there we meet up with Case. I bumped into D (It was really cool finally meeting you, next time maybe we can hang out more) and Destro. I proceeded to drink heavily. Jeanie made my drinks so it was Vanilla Stolis, with a touch of coke to color it. I generally had fun, good friends, booze, flirted like an ass. I met JP and looked through his sketchbook, which was phenomenal, just really great shit (Good luck with blue run). I was happily very toasted. So, we decide to roll, it is damn near 2. Well, we only had 1 car and it was a two seater, so Case and I jumped in his car with the intent on picking up his girlfriend's car and getting Mick and Mikey. Well, this BMW 7 series decides to drag race Case. So Case agrees. At Aiken and 5th Case slams on the breaks to stop at the light, be locks up the wheels and smokes the tires. It looked really cool until we notice the cop sitting there. Well, shit. He pulls us over (I later find out the official reason was because he didn't have his lights on), and proceeds to make Case do the DUI shit...and then throws him into the Paddy wagon. I am then told I have to figure out away to get home. Well fuck me with a nightstick. So I call Mick and tell him we arent getting him and proceed to start walking to Mick's place. About 3 miles later I get there, in the mean time I try calling Case's brother, no answer, his girlfriend,; no answer, and a good friend of mine...guess what?? No answer. I get to Mick's wake up Jules and I get the idea to call Case's girlfriend's roommate, I get her and she wakes up Becky for me. It is now after 3. She comes gets me and we go get Mick and Mikey. We then drive down to Night court (Bull wasn't working, I was pissed) and we are told that due to the protesters in jail (I have heard between 125 and 200) that they aren't processing anyone right now because basic processing of the protesters is taking to long. So, we went home, dropped M&M off and I stay the Night over Becky's. I got to work from there, and meet Becky after work at night court, I wade through the unwashed masses in front of the courthouse, convince the riot police standing guard that I am not with the protesters and get into the building. We wait for 30 minutes before they tell us that Case isn't even processed yet, and it could be as late as 2am before they do it. So Becky and leave, I go over my friend Steve's place, shower, wait for some people to show up and head to the south side. Finally at about 12am Case calls me, he has just been released, His BAL was .001 over the legal limit, which means his BAL was probably something like .003 because this state has damn near zero tolerance. So, sleeping in my own bed after 2 hours of sleep over 60 hours was really nice. Hmmm....I need food...See y'all later.
The monkey's where dressed up as...what? Shit, wrong flash back...
Ok, got it.
I went to 80's night with Mick and Mikey. When we got there we meet up with Case. I bumped into D (It was really cool finally meeting you, next time maybe we can hang out more) and Destro. I proceeded to drink heavily. Jeanie made my drinks so it was Vanilla Stolis, with a touch of coke to color it. I generally had fun, good friends, booze, flirted like an ass. I met JP and looked through his sketchbook, which was phenomenal, just really great shit (Good luck with blue run). I was happily very toasted. So, we decide to roll, it is damn near 2. Well, we only had 1 car and it was a two seater, so Case and I jumped in his car with the intent on picking up his girlfriend's car and getting Mick and Mikey. Well, this BMW 7 series decides to drag race Case. So Case agrees. At Aiken and 5th Case slams on the breaks to stop at the light, be locks up the wheels and smokes the tires. It looked really cool until we notice the cop sitting there. Well, shit. He pulls us over (I later find out the official reason was because he didn't have his lights on), and proceeds to make Case do the DUI shit...and then throws him into the Paddy wagon. I am then told I have to figure out away to get home. Well fuck me with a nightstick. So I call Mick and tell him we arent getting him and proceed to start walking to Mick's place. About 3 miles later I get there, in the mean time I try calling Case's brother, no answer, his girlfriend,; no answer, and a good friend of mine...guess what?? No answer. I get to Mick's wake up Jules and I get the idea to call Case's girlfriend's roommate, I get her and she wakes up Becky for me. It is now after 3. She comes gets me and we go get Mick and Mikey. We then drive down to Night court (Bull wasn't working, I was pissed) and we are told that due to the protesters in jail (I have heard between 125 and 200) that they aren't processing anyone right now because basic processing of the protesters is taking to long. So, we went home, dropped M&M off and I stay the Night over Becky's. I got to work from there, and meet Becky after work at night court, I wade through the unwashed masses in front of the courthouse, convince the riot police standing guard that I am not with the protesters and get into the building. We wait for 30 minutes before they tell us that Case isn't even processed yet, and it could be as late as 2am before they do it. So Becky and leave, I go over my friend Steve's place, shower, wait for some people to show up and head to the south side. Finally at about 12am Case calls me, he has just been released, His BAL was .001 over the legal limit, which means his BAL was probably something like .003 because this state has damn near zero tolerance. So, sleeping in my own bed after 2 hours of sleep over 60 hours was really nice. Hmmm....I need food...See y'all later.
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In the middle of my drunkeness InvaderKim showed up. Like D it would have been cool to hang with her more, but when I came over to say hi, they both got up and left to dance. But I was more than happy to help in InvaderKim's quest for a drunken stupor by giving her her first drink of the evening.
Better?
I am glad you liked the hamster cannon.
Wow, that is some crazy shit with Case... damn.
I still own you guys an article... it will come.