It's 1:30am...I'm out and about and I'm hungry. I decide to go to Waffle House and get food. As I pull up there are some dumb college kids standing out side smoking a fag. I get out of my car one of them asks me "Did you flip me the bird?" I then think....shit I'm by myself and he's had a friend, lets diffuse the situation. I respond with "Naw man, I don't know you, so why would I do that?" He says "Alright. We're just out here trying to get some pussy." To which I respond "Well I have a penis, so I can't help you there."
Ps: this is in the town where the flag walking happened in so everyone is on edge
