red_pyramid

I was thinking today about how time flies when your having fun and slows down when your in pain/misery. A theory or two if you will.
Let's say that time as we know it is FAR faster than our brains can comprehend. Knowing that I believe that when you are happy more bio-electricity is generated stimulating different parts of the brain that we may not be using. Such as the part that can SEE time. With that in mind when it's stimulated time seems to be moving faster than it really is... where as when you're bored or miserable your mind is more focused on what's troubling you thus making time crawl to a standstill. Of course I might not be making sense but I'm tired... ill... and wishing my workplace would burn to the ground in my sleep.
I also believe that some of the most memorable memories are the ones that hurt the most. Meaning that we as a race thrive off of pain and suffering rather than happiness. I need to stop talking and eat something...

I turned off the rant.
Anyway has anyone seen MAD TV's version of Kenny Rogers??
Yanno Will Sasso and stuff. Well there's this guy at work that looks abso-fucking-lutely like Madtvs Kenny Rogers it's hard to keep from laughing when he speaks.
Gotta work the fucking weekend too. Have fun and be glad you're FREE!!! I'm A SLAVE in a bad way.