I just woke from the worst dream EVER to have entered my mind. I used to have respect for my subconcious mind. It would come up with some pretty creepy, twisted scenes. But this was just lame.
It was really long so I won't get into the whole story since it won't make any sense anyway. It did invovle...
A bulldog puppy with blue and red fur on it's head, My mothers ex-husbands family moving into MY house, his fictional brother talking about hiring a hispanic rapper for thier REDNECK party, an old friend of mine that came to live there with us, he's reallly annoying and that's the only thing my dream was accurate about, his fictional little brother which acted like a stupid 13 yearold but was actually 22, A phone call that came through the old talking ALF doll's internal speaker box, the call was from a fictional place i used to work asking me to pay them a dollar so i could go to a technical college for 5 years and come back to work for them for 2 to pay my debt, a rather large jamaican with huge breasts, one hanging out the other in a bra, with a bath robe on and a hair dryer held in place with her robe belt aiming it underneath her armpit to blow warm air on it for some reason. It was plugged in with an extension cord.
And one HUGE run on sentence!!!
This dream sucked so bad just because all it did was annoy me in my dream.
It was really long so I won't get into the whole story since it won't make any sense anyway. It did invovle...
A bulldog puppy with blue and red fur on it's head, My mothers ex-husbands family moving into MY house, his fictional brother talking about hiring a hispanic rapper for thier REDNECK party, an old friend of mine that came to live there with us, he's reallly annoying and that's the only thing my dream was accurate about, his fictional little brother which acted like a stupid 13 yearold but was actually 22, A phone call that came through the old talking ALF doll's internal speaker box, the call was from a fictional place i used to work asking me to pay them a dollar so i could go to a technical college for 5 years and come back to work for them for 2 to pay my debt, a rather large jamaican with huge breasts, one hanging out the other in a bra, with a bath robe on and a hair dryer held in place with her robe belt aiming it underneath her armpit to blow warm air on it for some reason. It was plugged in with an extension cord.
And one HUGE run on sentence!!!
This dream sucked so bad just because all it did was annoy me in my dream.
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jessikalaughs:
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jessikalaughs:
Doode, I also had a fucked up dream last night!! I had a dream that I was a part of "Saw 2" and I ate a pez that eventually led me to my death!!!!!!!