I have returned.
It wasn't the worst vacation, but it could have been better. I would go so far as to say my mom had a hand in fucking things up, though I'm not sure it would be entirely fair. Most of it was her and my step father's unwillingness to get outside of their comfort zone and brave a little snow to go see my mom's family for thanksgiving. I made it a point to tell her that it pissed me off and that this was the first time my brother and I had been together in 2 years.
Anyways, speaking of my brother; we decided to work on a little project while we were back in the 'old country', as he calls it. There is a local bar that has a sort of club called the around the world tour. It's fairly simple; you drink one of every beer they have, you get your name on the wall and a t-shirt. Sounds easy right? Well consider that they have 50 beers to choose from, 30 of which are micro-brews on tap and 20 are imports, and I managed to accomplish this in just over a week. Wait, it gets better, one beer in particular that sucked was called chili beer. Take a normal amber beer and mix in some hot chili sauce, then drink it. Minus the consistancy, that's pretty much what you have. It burns a bit going down and it sits kind of hard. The impact on your digestive system is staggering, in more ways than one.
The clown on the left, is of course me, and the idiot on the right is, believe it or not, my younger brother.
It wasn't the worst vacation, but it could have been better. I would go so far as to say my mom had a hand in fucking things up, though I'm not sure it would be entirely fair. Most of it was her and my step father's unwillingness to get outside of their comfort zone and brave a little snow to go see my mom's family for thanksgiving. I made it a point to tell her that it pissed me off and that this was the first time my brother and I had been together in 2 years.
Anyways, speaking of my brother; we decided to work on a little project while we were back in the 'old country', as he calls it. There is a local bar that has a sort of club called the around the world tour. It's fairly simple; you drink one of every beer they have, you get your name on the wall and a t-shirt. Sounds easy right? Well consider that they have 50 beers to choose from, 30 of which are micro-brews on tap and 20 are imports, and I managed to accomplish this in just over a week. Wait, it gets better, one beer in particular that sucked was called chili beer. Take a normal amber beer and mix in some hot chili sauce, then drink it. Minus the consistancy, that's pretty much what you have. It burns a bit going down and it sits kind of hard. The impact on your digestive system is staggering, in more ways than one.
The clown on the left, is of course me, and the idiot on the right is, believe it or not, my younger brother.
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& fuck what you say, you look happy as hell in this pic