So I live a somewhat boring life, I know some of you know this, which means I don't really have many stories to tell.
There's the usual stuff, stupid questions from a coworker in a different area. And I'm not talking your run of the mill oh that was just dumb questions. I'm talking about the kind of questions and requests that make you say; 'Why the fuck are you asking me for this?' And I have told him this in response to some of his inquiries. These are things he should KNOW, basic information and he wants me to do it for him. 'Oh, I don't have this report, could you email it to me?' (this being a daily report). 'No, I won't send it to you because you know where to find it online.' (pause, followed by faint mumblings of uncertainty). This guy is completely worthless and I'm not the only one in my office who is of this opinion. Come to think of it, there are enough people that belive in his being a complete waste of space that it now qualifies as fact.
Other than that, my life goes on as it does. Nothing bad, but nothing terribly good either.
This is probably why I don't go out much.
There's the usual stuff, stupid questions from a coworker in a different area. And I'm not talking your run of the mill oh that was just dumb questions. I'm talking about the kind of questions and requests that make you say; 'Why the fuck are you asking me for this?' And I have told him this in response to some of his inquiries. These are things he should KNOW, basic information and he wants me to do it for him. 'Oh, I don't have this report, could you email it to me?' (this being a daily report). 'No, I won't send it to you because you know where to find it online.' (pause, followed by faint mumblings of uncertainty). This guy is completely worthless and I'm not the only one in my office who is of this opinion. Come to think of it, there are enough people that belive in his being a complete waste of space that it now qualifies as fact.
Other than that, my life goes on as it does. Nothing bad, but nothing terribly good either.
This is probably why I don't go out much.
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tim_in_tampa:
hey man, what have you been up to lately? The new place is huge, we're gonna have to throw a house...er, apartment-warming party.
chipawah:
Yeah, but at least your form of a jackass isn't some 80 year old fart that pulls out infront of you. While you're speeding down the road in a large box van.