Saturday Nov 20, 2004

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updating this thing has become an exercise in futility so from now on this journal shall be entirely of a conceptual nature:

This first entry shall consist of nothing more than the sound two velcro strips coming apart unto infinity.
midfuckepiphany:
hey dude, it's probably not much of a consolation for you, but i read your journal regularly. i think your writing is great. so, futile? maybe. The new "conceptual nature" is cool (the velcro sound gave me something to ponder) but if you're thinking about bailing, i'd urge you not to because i'd be less amused. i found your site because i thought your post on some prostitution board was funny, & then i saw that you are a really great writer. that entry about filth infecting you or whatever it was was fucking brilliant. so um, yeah. futile? maybe. but keep it flowin anyway.
rectum:
i'm shocked that someone actually reads my drivel. I intend to continue this futile quest until i find something better

Saturday Nov 13, 2004

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feh, my life is boring i have nothing to write about other than its far, far, far too early to be playing christmas music. any estabishment that is playing chirstmas music this early deserves to be bombed. In my world there woldn't even be a christmas, or any holidays for that matter. It would just be one really, really long meaningless existence with no breaks....
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Saturday Nov 06, 2004

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There is filth on my hands. no manner of scrubbing or washing will cleanse me of this disgusting greasy filth. The more I scrub the further this unclean taint spreads infecting every inch of my skin leaving me disgusting festering pile of shit smelling scum. I claw at my skin ripping and tearing the flesh only to see the wretched refuse spread deeper tainting me...
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Wednesday Nov 03, 2004

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I'm seriously fed up with these whiny blubbering imbeciles crying over the election. Its only politics its not the end of the world. Get the fuck over it. Fuckers.

Tuesday Nov 02, 2004

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You can learn a lot about a person from what they masturbate to. Its like a window into their deepest unvoiced desires. Most of us would be truly ashamed and horrified if everyone suddenly became aware of our perverse taste in smut. Some doors are best left shut and in the privacy of our homes a true demon is allowed to walk free if only...
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Sunday Oct 31, 2004

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I sincerely hope you fuckers choke on your Halloween candy.

Saturday Oct 30, 2004

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Seriously, when you're up to your eyeballs in shit the last thing you need is for someone to toss you bouquet of roses. The contrast is just too stark. The sweet smelling roses only serves to remind you of how foul the shit you are currently drowning in reeks. You can only fight shit with shit. Bigger and smellier shit. Ya thats the ticket. Fuck...
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Wednesday Oct 27, 2004

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"You are not responsible for what your friends do, but
you will be judged by the company you keep.". ~ Leonard Cole

It is distressing to me to what I would deem to be a somewhat respectable person (a rare find in this decrepit landscape of metaphysical decay) consorting with the most vile and unpleasant of scum one is likely to encounter. This instantly lowers...
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Tuesday Oct 26, 2004

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So it turns out its impossible (unless you're a female) to get laid without actually trying to do so. This may in fact be news to everyone but me. Who would have imagined that a misanthropic recluse with no social skills wouldn't have women crawling all over him? Go figure. Its better off this way, sex/intimacy is highly overrated and a huge waste of time,...
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