So today I decided to jerk off in the restroom of this local sports bar. I wanted to bring a more blue collar feel to my quest. Half way through my vigorous rubbing this huge John Goodman looking guy came busting through the door. Now I was toally into it with my head tilted way back and my mouth wide open. I must have been quite a sight. So this guy yells at me "What the fuck are you doing?!!" I was startled and quickly zipped up and tried to stagger out of the bathroom. He grabbed me and pushed me up against the wall and repeated "What the fuck where you doing?!!" I said "UH... UH... just wackin' off sir." he was totally stunned and let me go. I bolted out of the bar without ever depositing my load. I was somewhat disappointed but it was an exciting chapter none the less. Stay tuned for more updates....
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