After months of revulsion I believe I am finally beginning to like the taste of my own urine. This comes as welcome news, I now know that my valiant struggle has not been in vain. I masturbated in the lumber aisle of Home Depot today. A sticky mess was left behind an unsuspecting pile of 2x4s. I am certian that it is nothing those brave souls in the orange aprons can't handle. The saga will continue. This is not the piss you're looking for....
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